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Oh, God.
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Okay.
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Deep breaths, Olive.
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You're good. You're good.
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You're-- Oh, my God.
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My God.
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That is not good.
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Ugh. Ah, fuck. Shit.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, shit.
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Not another one.
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This is my lab bathroom
to dispose of reagents and wash equipment.
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If you need to cry, there's a ladies' room
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- on the first floor.
- Oh.
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I'm not crying.
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- Right.
- No, I-I-I...
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I'm wearing expired contacts.
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Very expired.
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Why would you do that?
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Um, contacts are expensive.
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So are corneas.
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The burning just lasts a couple minutes,
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and I have my grad school interview
right now.
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You plan on enrolling?
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's Stanford, so...
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...probably, may-maybe.
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Probably, maybe?
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I guess I...
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I worry that I'm not good enough.
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Well, why do you want it?
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What's your reason?
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Well, the research that I want to do is...
important to me.
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It's very important. It's personal.
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And the answer that I'm searching for,
no one seems to be able to find it,
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but I think-- I know that I can find it.
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Is that a good enough reason?
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It's the best one.
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You're exactly where you need to be.
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But not in my lab bathroom.
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I'm...
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...Olive.
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{\an8}♪ Opened two double doors ♪
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{\an8}♪ Typical, pretty sure ♪
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{\an8}♪ every time I get too close ♪
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{\an8}♪ I just go mess it up ♪
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Okay, I sweat through
that interview,
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and now I'm at Stanford.
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Because I belong here.
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I think.
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Yeah. Yes.
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♪ I could be anywhere,
I'm on your block...
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Welcome to Stanford.
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Music Club over here!
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Welcome to Stanford. Hi.
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Okay, why is everyone
smiling so much?
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Do they all know each other?
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Did I miss orientation?
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{\an8}No. No.
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{\an8}♪ I'm doing too much ♪
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♪ Did I fall out of line ♪
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{\an8}♪ when I called you? ♪
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{\an8} I got this.
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{\an8}I will find my people.
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{\an8}I will make connections.
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{\an8}The entire universe,
down to a single atom,
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{\an8}is built on trying to find order
through connection.
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{\an8} It's just a building. Grow up.
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Okay.
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♪ I keep thinking maybe ♪
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{\an8}♪ if you let me back in ♪
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{\an8}♪ we could make it better ♪
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♪ breaking every habit ♪
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♪ Pull myself together ♪
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{\an8}♪ You could watch it happen ♪
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{\an8}♪ Let it happen, let it happen ♪
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{\an8} Science tells us
that molecules will stay in motion,
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{\an8}vibrating and colliding endlessly
until they find a match.
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♪ Pull myself together ♪
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♪ You could watch it happen ♪
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{\an8} And when they do,
something totally new forms.
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♪ 'Cause every time I get too close,
I just go mess it up ♪
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Bam. A bond.
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My dopamine is surging, and--
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Okay, stop staring at him. Don't be weird.
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All right, just sit back here, alone.
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Act normal. Act like I'm--
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If I hear one more conversation
about crypto, I will kill myself.
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It's like astrology for guys.
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Hi. I'm Anh.
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Hi. Olive.
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Come on. We can't see anything
all the way back here.
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I'm good here.
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We are not here to hide.
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Excuse me. Hi.
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Coming through. Hi. It's women. Yes.
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You can talk over us and take credit
for all of our ideas later.
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Hey, excuse me.
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Wow, there's more guys even.
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Pick a lane. Okay.
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Excuse me.
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We could've just been allies,
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acquaintances who sometimes bitched
to each other
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and then mostly just ignored
one another, but instead...
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No way.
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Don't worry
about what's going on...
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We discovered we both love
junk food and watching reality TV.
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Anh dragged me to every department mixer,
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- support group and workshop on campus.
- Hi.
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So I know this isn't usually your thing,
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but I have a lot of really cool people
I'd love for you to meet, okay?
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And forced me
to actually talk to people,
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which isn't exactly my strong suit.
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- Hey. What's up?
- Hey. Olive.
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- I'm Malcolm.
- N-Nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
- I like your shirt.
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- Thank you.
- Pepperoni.
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- Malcolm, look.
- Yeah.
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Even though
Anh made it look so easy,
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I always felt awkward around new people.
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- Except when it came to him.
- Pizza.
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He made the air feel warmer.
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- Thank you.
- Oh.
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Electric.
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You really just almost took food
from a random stranger.
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- Jeremy.
- Olive.
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Around Jeremy, I could feel every atom
in my body humming.
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Only I was too burned out to realize
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- that the heat...
- Is this seat taken?
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- ...it wasn't directed at me.
- No, it's fine.
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Okay.
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He's really, really asleep.
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And when I pretended
to be going home for Christmas
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but was actually staying alone
in my shitty dorm for an entire week...
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- Ho ho ho.
- Hey.
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- Guess what.
- What?
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Pack your bag.
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You're coming to Michigan.
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- What?
- Yes, you are.
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You're not staying
in this sad little dorm room.
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- Come on, let's go.
- How?
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How? On a plane. Let's go.
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Come on, you guys!
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Anh used all
her frequent-flier miles
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to bring me to her house in Michigan...
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Not before dinner.
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...to eat delicious adobo
with her family...
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All right. I'm all in.
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Oh!
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Do I do this?
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...and take all her brothers' money.
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- Did I win?
- You won.
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- I did? Yay.
- You won!
- She's good.
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- How did you do that?
- Sorry.
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Because she knew that I didn't have
any family of my own.
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I have something for you.
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What are we doing?
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It's a tradition.
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Can we do an inside tradition?
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It's freezing.
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So, we have this belief that,
when someone dies,
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their spirit might become restless.
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Releasing these lanterns
helps them find peace.
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And so, Anh just became my person.
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I would do anything for her.
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Protein kinases
play an essential role
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in the regulation of cell division...
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Are you seriously taking this many notes?
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No. I'm googling how much money
emu farmers make.
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There's a start-up cost,
but we could have chickens.
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You had me at emu.
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Oh, my God.
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We appreciate the enthusiasm, Olive.
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The MAPK cascade is quite fascinating.
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But what it does
to drug-resistant therapies
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is really gonna knock your socks off.
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- I got a response.
- Which one?
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Shh!
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Shut up, McConnell.
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Dr. Tom Benton at Harvard.
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- I'm gonna read it later, just in case.
- Thank you, everyone.
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- See you next week.
- It's gonna be a yes.
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We'll see.
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Dr. Aslan. Am I right?
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I mean, Anh, you probably already have it
memorized 'cause you're a genius.
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I mean, you-you, too, Olive.
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You're both geniuses.
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Smart girls in the house. Whoo-whoo!
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Women. Smart women that I...
that I deeply respect.
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Are you guys hungry?
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Um, I have to go to a thing.
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All right. I'll see you later.
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Don't forget, you promised to help me.
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Because you're
such an amazing friend and--
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'Kay. Love you. Bye. It's gonna be a yes.
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She has a thing.
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Yeah, yeah. I-I have a thing, too.
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This is the time of day I usually
lie down in the fetal position,
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cry a little bit
and reconsider all my life choices.
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Whoa.
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What?
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That's a foul.
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Hey. What's up?
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Should I be in
my molecular bio sem right now?
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Yes, technically,
the answer to that is yes,
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but this morning,
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Dr. Evil said that all of my data
on chimeric antigen receptors
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- was uninspired.
- Hence "Dr. Evil."
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So he's making me start all over again
and throw everything out.
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And on top of that, Paul dumped me.
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Uh, which-which Paul? Ice-skater Paul?
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No, puffy nips Paul.
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The guy you went on two dates with
and said there was no chemistry?
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Exactly.
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I had zero chemistry with him.
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He had so much chemistry with me.
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But he ghosted me,
and now I feel like shit.
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You know, with stuff like that,
you always--
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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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I'm having a really rough day.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
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- Malcolm.
- Hmm?
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I got an email response.
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Dr. Benton.
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Harvard.
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- What?
- Mm-hmm.
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D-Do you want me to read it?
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No, I can read it. I'm an adult.
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Oh.
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- Okay.
- You're good.
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I got you.
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Come on.
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- Get up.
- Okay.
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Because if he says no,
it's not that big of a deal.
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Like, there are plenty of other grants
and labs where I can finish my research.
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Maybe not as prestigious as Harvard, but--
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I mean, do you know how freezing
Cambridge is in the winter?
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It's very cold,
and I get eczema on my hands,
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so that's probably not even really--
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- He wants to meet.
- He what?
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He wants to meet.
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"Hello, Olive Smith.
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Thank you for recently submitting
a scientific paper to my attention.
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Your research on pancreatic cancer
sounds very promising.
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I'll be lecturing at Stanford
for the next month.
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Why don't we plan to chat while I'm there?
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Cheers, TB!"
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- He wants to meet.
- Okay, he wants to chat.
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- Yeah. He wants to chat.
- He wants to chat.
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Dr. Tom Benton wants to chat.
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Why... why does he...
why does he want to chat?
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I put it all there in the pdf.
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- No--
- There's a pdf that he read.
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- Why do we need to chat about it?
- No. No.
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Don't overthink it.
259
00:12:12,916 --> 00:12:14,790
Yes, no, because when I'm in my lab
with my mice,
260
00:12:14,791 --> 00:12:16,374
I know what I'm doing and I'm in control.
261
00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,415
It's when I have to present my ideas
to other people
262
00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:20,290
I stutter and I-I freeze up.
263
00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,707
I sweat. You know I have
a nervous sweating problem.
264
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:23,999
You do. You should Botox it.
265
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,082
I can't do that.
266
00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:26,540
Yeah, you can. I know an injector.
267
00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:28,374
- No, I-I can't do that.
- Oh.
268
00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:29,790
Yeah, you can.
269
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,082
You just got to take
your emotions out of it.
270
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:34,207
Think of it like dating, okay?
271
00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,540
You got to be aloof. Be cold.
272
00:12:36,541 --> 00:12:38,499
Act like you could really give a fuck.
273
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,624
And that is when they really
start to want you.
274
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:43,457
That's unbelievably unhealthy.
275
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,249
Okay. Agree to disagree.
276
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,415
Look, you can freak out later.
277
00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:50,707
Right now,
we are gonna celebrate this dub.
278
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:51,874
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay?
279
00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:54,040
Where are we gonna go? What do you want?
280
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:57,415
No, um, you're gonna...
you're gonna go to class.
281
00:12:57,416 --> 00:13:00,165
You can make the last hour
of your sem, okay?
282
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:02,540
Don't let Dr. Evil
make you doubt yourself.
283
00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:04,625
Okay? You got this.
284
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:08,000
Go. Go get 'em.
285
00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:25,124
First of all,
this condenser is totally crooked.
286
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:27,665
- Oh, my God. What an outrage.
- Outrage?
287
00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:29,499
- Could you please help with it?
- Sure.
288
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:33,332
How is that?
289
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:34,915
It's the exact same
290
00:13:34,916 --> 00:13:36,332
as it was before.
291
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,790
You know you didn't do anything just now.
292
00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:40,833
Hey. Okay, how's that?
293
00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:42,458
It's beautiful.
294
00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:48,499
Oh.
295
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:49,916
Um...
296
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,332
Shit.
297
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,457
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. I'm--
298
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:56,874
Yeah.
299
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:59,457
Look, I-I-I didn't mean to, like...
300
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,124
I just... I just thought you...
301
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,915
- I'm a moron.
- No.
302
00:14:03,916 --> 00:14:06,208
No, I did. I do.
303
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,290
Oh, o--
304
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:11,624
Great, great, so... let's take it slow.
305
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:12,957
Let's go on a date.
306
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:15,749
Like, a dinner or-or-or lunch or a movie.
307
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:16,750
I can't.
308
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,499
But why?
309
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,249
I-- Now I-- Now I don't understand.
310
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,707
Sorry, I just can't.
311
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,374
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, how you doing?
312
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,499
Hello.
313
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,832
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
314
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:35,457
Hey, kids.
315
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:39,957
This is my best friend, Ms. Olive Smith,
who's gonna be helping us out today.
316
00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:44,749
Who's ready to create some
ionically cross-linked polymer networks?
317
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,374
Okay.
318
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:50,708
Who's ready to turn liquid into...
319
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,624
...slimy science worms?
320
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,749
- Ew!
- Aah! So gross.
321
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,290
- Thanks for coming.
- Of course.
322
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,166
Malcolm never showed. Shocker.
323
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,374
Well, it was nice of Jeremy to show up.
324
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,499
And he got here even before I did.
325
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,875
He, um, asked me out.
326
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,374
Really?
327
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,540
That's amazing. That's so great.
328
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:20,750
I said no.
329
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:22,750
What? Why?
330
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,249
Jeremy's awesome. I don't get it.
331
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,999
You know you have a crush on him.
332
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,124
It's just girl code.
333
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:30,249
Chicks before dicks, right, Ms. Anh?
334
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,749
Exactly, Rosa.
335
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,000
But also, don't say "dicks."
336
00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:35,790
Your cross-linked hydrogels today
were stunning.
337
00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:37,707
- You rocked it.
- Anh.
338
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:38,957
Don't be crazy.
339
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:41,040
I may have had a crush on him, like,
340
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,582
a thousand years ago
for a month during exams.
341
00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:46,290
I was probably dehydrated
and hallucinating.
342
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:48,415
Okay, it was longer than a month,
and you know it.
343
00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:49,749
Whatever. That's not even the point.
344
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,749
I don't like him like that anymore. I--
345
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,207
He's like a brother to me.
346
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,582
That makes it even weirder, though.
347
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,665
Anh, there's no weir-- It's not weird.
348
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:57,957
Ol.
349
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,124
Besides, I'm-I'm seeing someone.
350
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,458
You mean, like, a therapist?
351
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:05,082
What? No. Like, a-a human man.
352
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:08,165
It's-it's, like, super new,
and we've just been on a couple dates.
353
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,415
I really-- I like him.
354
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:14,457
And I did not tell you about him,
because I just didn't want to jinx it.
355
00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:15,582
- Olive.
- Yes.
356
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:19,582
You're a scientist researching
pancreatic ductal adenocarcinoma,
357
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:20,999
but you believe in jinxes?
358
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,415
Yes. Mm-hmm.
359
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,040
Big on jinxes.
360
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:26,415
And I'm going on a date tomorrow night.
361
00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:28,290
- You have a date?
- Yes.
362
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,332
And I will tell you all about it
363
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:31,458
- afterwards.
- Mm.
364
00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:34,040
Okay.
365
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:36,541
Go... out with him.
366
00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:39,665
I mean, who wants to be on a date?
367
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,249
I'd much rather be here anyway,
368
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,832
hanging out on a Saturday night,
369
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:47,083
talking to mice.
370
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:50,082
Okay. I need sugar.
371
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:52,541
No one do anything cool while I'm gone.
372
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,249
Shit. Shit.
373
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:08,874
Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
374
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:11,500
Fuck. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
375
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,957
Can I kiss you, please?
376
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,083
Excuse me--
377
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,540
Oh, I'm so sorry.
378
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:29,458
Dr. Evil.
379
00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:32,499
- I'm sorry?
- Dr. Carlsen.
380
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,915
- You kissed me.
- No.
381
00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:35,999
I didn't mean to do that.
That was an emergency.
382
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:40,707
I was being followed by a very stubborn
Filipino woman who's gone now.
383
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,457
Okay, what exactly is going on here?
384
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:47,165
Uh, um, it's, uh, complicated,
and it doesn't actually involve you,
385
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,790
so I'm afraid I can't talk
to you about it.
386
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:49,874
I'm sorry.
387
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:50,875
No, I understand.
388
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:53,790
- Oh.
- I'll just go back to my office, then,
389
00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:55,582
prepare my Title IX complaint.
390
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,125
- Good night.
- Uh...
391
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,624
- Title IX?
- It's a federal law
392
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,040
that protects against sexual misconduct
in academic settings.
393
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:03,290
No, I-I know what it is.
394
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,457
I don't see how it applies
to this situation.
395
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,540
How so?
396
00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:09,124
Because I asked you first
if I could kiss you.
397
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,707
Mm. You asked,
and then you didn't wait for my consent.
398
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,665
- I did.
- You did not.
399
00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:14,665
- I did.
- Mm-mm.
400
00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:15,541
- I didn't?
- No.
401
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,082
Okay. I thought I...
I thought I heard you say yes.
402
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,707
I was pretty sure that you said yes.
403
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,165
- I didn't.
- Really?
404
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,249
Mm-hmm.
405
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,165
It happened very fast,
so that was my mistake.
406
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,208
Well, that is something we can agree on.
407
00:18:29,916 --> 00:18:31,333
Olive Smith.
408
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:34,083
There's a guy...
409
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:39,165
I'm listening.
410
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:42,916
Oh. Uh, there's... there's a guy that I...
411
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,249
- Love?
- No.
412
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,332
Maybe. I don't know.
413
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,582
It doesn't matter, because he wants
to go out with my best friend Anh,
414
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,082
who was just here spying on me.
415
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,790
The stubborn Filipino woman?
416
00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:53,249
Exactly. And she won't go out with him
417
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,499
unless I can convince her
that I don't have feelings for him.
418
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,749
But you do.
419
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,499
Right. No.
You're-you're missing the point.
420
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:02,707
The only way that she will date this guy,
who is perfect for her,
421
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,707
is if I'm dating someone else.
422
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,624
Only there is nobody else,
so I pretended to be on a date tonight.
423
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:11,082
So she came here to bust me
working in the lab alone, so I had to--
424
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,625
Kiss the first random person you saw
in the hallway to throw her off.
425
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,541
Without their consent.
426
00:19:19,541 --> 00:19:22,499
Yeah. That's correct.
427
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,207
In hindsight, not my finest moment.
428
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,332
Mm, maybe not.
429
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,625
Sadly, it's not my worst.
430
00:19:30,541 --> 00:19:34,957
Um, so, okay, this has been...
431
00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:38,249
awkward and humiliating,
which is kind of the story of my life,
432
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:42,540
so I'm just gonna go crawl
into a black hole and die.
433
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,082
Good night.
434
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,250
Come on.
435
00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:58,500
I'll explain later.
436
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:20,082
Oh, my God.
437
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,582
We know that DNA
438
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:48,749
from one strain can transform another...
439
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,832
Oh, God, I slept through my alarm.
440
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,125
Did I miss anything important?
441
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,332
What? Oh, God,
do I have something on my face?
442
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:56,874
Oh, yeah, you got a little bit
443
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:59,165
of the Antichrist's lips
smooshed all over your face.
444
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,415
- What the hell?
- Shh.
445
00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:02,624
Do you two mind? I missed the last part.
446
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:03,874
Oh, shut up, McConnell.
447
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:06,583
It's N of t, where t is greater
than or equal to zero. Duh.
448
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,332
It's N of t, where...
449
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,874
What could you possibly see in Dr. Evil?
450
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:14,583
I mean, I get it, he's superhot,
but most serial killers are.
451
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,540
He... he's...
452
00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:20,040
nice.
453
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:21,249
Nice?
454
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,207
Do you have a brain tumor?
455
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,499
Wait. Do I have a brain tumor?
456
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,915
Oh, my, God.
457
00:21:26,916 --> 00:21:28,874
Does Malcolm know you're in love
with his archnemesis?
458
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,082
We are not in love.
459
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,082
It was super casual.
We went on a few dates.
460
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,707
It was fun. I've already moved on.
461
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:35,624
That is not what it looked like
Saturday night,
462
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:38,125
when you had your tongue
down his throat in the hallway.
463
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,082
- She's kidding.
- Mm-hmm.
464
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,582
It was just a fling.
465
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,541
It's not serious at all.
466
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,125
Olive.
467
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:53,124
Dr. Carlsen needs to see you
in his office immediately.
468
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:55,332
- Dr. Evil?
- Oh.
469
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:57,874
Dr. Carlsen would love to see you
470
00:21:57,875 --> 00:21:59,290
- immediately.
- Stop.
471
00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:00,290
- You're so lucky.
- Interesting.
472
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:01,333
Stop.
473
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,957
Text me back this time.
474
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:11,165
That's my entire body of work.
475
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:13,582
You know, this is why everyone hates you.
476
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,290
I hate you, I hate you.
I hate you, Dr. Evil. I hate you.
477
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,415
Olive.
478
00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:19,874
Come on in. I'll be with you in a moment.
479
00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:23,291
Oh, that's okay. I can come back
if now is not a good time for you.
480
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,541
I called you into my office.
Why wouldn't it be a good time?
481
00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:33,249
That guy seemed upset.
482
00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:36,540
Perhaps he was unhappy when I suggested
his proposal was derivative,
483
00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:39,415
fundamentally flawed and better suited
to an eighth-grade science fair
484
00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:40,625
than a doctoral student.
485
00:22:41,875 --> 00:22:44,541
Yeah, that was probably
a contributing factor.
486
00:22:46,625 --> 00:22:48,582
You pulled me out of my class?
487
00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:52,207
Yes. Dr. Hargrave's molecular biology.
488
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:54,790
I assure you there is nothing
so revolutionary in his lectures
489
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,125
that you couldn't uncover
with a cursory Wiki search.
490
00:22:58,208 --> 00:23:01,165
Well, Dr. Hargrave is also on
my dissertation committee,
491
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:04,500
so I can assure you
his lectures are quite important to me.
492
00:23:06,375 --> 00:23:07,874
Oh.
493
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,124
Then I'll be brief.
494
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,915
I accept your proposal.
495
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:17,457
What proposal?
496
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:19,957
To deceive your friend into believing
that I'm your love interest.
497
00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:22,415
That was your hypothesis, correct?
498
00:23:22,416 --> 00:23:24,374
That your friend will agree
to date the man
499
00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:26,665
that you're in love with
if she believes that you have a boyfriend?
500
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:29,207
Well, I did not say
that I was in love with him, but--
501
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,290
Then I accept.
502
00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:32,499
We'll have to go over
the parameters, of course.
503
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:35,124
Define the possible extraneous
and confounding variables,
504
00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:36,707
design the experimental treatments--
505
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,583
Uh, just why?
506
00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:41,415
Well, it's proper protocol
when designing an experiment.
507
00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:44,249
No, why are you helping me?
Why would you agree to do--
508
00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:47,583
I believe that there is an opportunity
for us to help each other.
509
00:23:51,791 --> 00:23:54,207
Dr. Fastuca, the head of my department,
510
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:58,500
recently informed me that Stanford
may not be renewing my grant.
511
00:24:01,291 --> 00:24:03,500
Millions of dollars that I need.
512
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:05,499
Why?
513
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:08,708
Your work on circulating tumor cells
is groundbreaking.
514
00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:13,958
I read your study in Nature.
515
00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:18,374
Hmm. Well, apparently,
they consider me a flight risk.
516
00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:22,665
A longtime friend recently received a very
large grant for his project at Harvard.
517
00:24:22,666 --> 00:24:26,499
He's been trying to convince me
to leave here and join him for years.
518
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:30,290
He offered me a position, and...
I suppose word got out.
519
00:24:30,291 --> 00:24:31,457
Are you planning to leave?
520
00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:32,540
Of course not.
521
00:24:32,541 --> 00:24:35,832
If it wasn't for Stanford,
my study on CTC isolation and detection
522
00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:38,499
wouldn't be on the precipice
of a huge breakthrough.
523
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:41,290
But I need those funds
to continue my research.
524
00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:42,999
Why can't you just tell them
that you're not leaving?
525
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,457
I have, many times.
526
00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:47,832
The consensus is I have no roots here.
527
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:52,707
No house, no family, not even a pet.
528
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:55,374
Nothing to keep me
from running off with their money.
529
00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:57,249
But a serious girlfriend,
530
00:24:57,250 --> 00:25:00,540
one who still had a year left
of her doctoral study here,
531
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,083
might change their minds.
532
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,415
Why don't you just
get a real girlfriend?
533
00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:08,582
I suppose the same reason
you don't get a real boyfriend.
534
00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:10,290
- Relationships are time-consuming.
- Confusing.
535
00:25:12,041 --> 00:25:13,957
Right. I also don't have time
for a boyfriend.
536
00:25:13,958 --> 00:25:15,790
That's the main reason.
537
00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:17,165
So I can help you deceive your friend--
538
00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:19,457
Sounds really bad
when you put it like that.
539
00:25:19,458 --> 00:25:22,874
Help your friend find...
540
00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,540
true love with this guy?
541
00:25:24,541 --> 00:25:26,874
That's better,
'cause now I'm, like, the hero.
542
00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:30,083
And you can help me convince Dr. Fastuca
to renew my grant.
543
00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:33,124
Are we not breaking university rules?
544
00:25:33,125 --> 00:25:35,624
No, I already checked
with Stanford's Code of Ethics.
545
00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:38,665
They allow relationships
between doctoral students and postdocs
546
00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:41,082
as long as they're in
completely different fields of study.
547
00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,457
I propose an end date of October 29th.
548
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,332
That's the day the department delivers
549
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:47,624
their final decision
on all grant reapplications.
550
00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:49,832
Which gives us one month to convince
551
00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:52,582
your friend and my colleagues
that we are in love.
552
00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:56,665
- Does that work for you?
- Um...
553
00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:57,957
so we're fake-dating?
554
00:25:57,958 --> 00:25:58,957
Uh, yes.
555
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:03,624
Sorry. Um, no, it's just...
I-I mean, it's just so--
556
00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:05,749
Unbelievable that you would date Dr. Evil?
557
00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:07,165
It's fine.
558
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,916
Of all the nicknames I've heard,
I think I like that one the best.
559
00:26:11,791 --> 00:26:13,040
I have another meeting now.
560
00:26:13,041 --> 00:26:14,250
Okay.
561
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,624
- So if you'll excuse--
- Oh.
562
00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:19,040
I thought you were going in for a hug.
563
00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:20,999
- No, I was just getting my jacket.
- Sorry.
564
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,832
- Um, okay, so we can work on the--
- Should I-- Is it okay to call--
565
00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:24,999
- A-Adam, is it?
- Yeah.
566
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,540
- We'll work on the specifics later.
- Okay. Okay.
567
00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:28,958
Bye.
568
00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:36,790
Oh, great. Freaking pen ran out.
569
00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:38,540
Don't have another one, so I guess--
570
00:26:38,541 --> 00:26:39,791
What?
571
00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:41,916
Here you go.
572
00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:43,833
Thanks.
573
00:27:16,666 --> 00:27:18,040
Hi.
574
00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:20,749
♪ It's real...
575
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,457
I'm gonna order a coffee.
576
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:23,541
Okay.
577
00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:27,374
- I should order you one.
- You don't have to.
578
00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:28,665
No, it will seem more believable
579
00:27:28,666 --> 00:27:30,540
that we're on a coffee date
if we both have coffee.
580
00:27:30,541 --> 00:27:31,583
- Okay. Good point, yes.
- Yes.
581
00:27:33,916 --> 00:27:35,790
- Hello, Doctor--
- One coffee, black,
582
00:27:35,791 --> 00:27:38,374
and, um... uh, whatever she's having.
583
00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:39,582
Order whatever you like.
584
00:27:39,583 --> 00:27:43,665
Oh, thank you. Uh, can I get the
Velvet Caramel and White Chocolate Bliss?
585
00:27:43,666 --> 00:27:45,082
With extra whip cream.
586
00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:46,916
And can I get chocolate sprinkles
on there, too?
587
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:48,875
You're together?
588
00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:51,999
I mean, you're paying together?
589
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,125
Yes.
590
00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:56,208
Oh, can I... can I just...
591
00:27:59,083 --> 00:28:00,916
These, too. Yeah.
592
00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:07,415
Thank you.
593
00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:11,582
♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
594
00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:13,749
♪ It's real...
595
00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:20,457
People have very strong reactions to you.
596
00:28:20,458 --> 00:28:21,958
Have you noticed that?
597
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,332
Uh, they're probably just
concerned for your health.
598
00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:35,290
I cannot believe as a doctor of science
that you would put that into your body.
599
00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:36,832
Oh, I'm not a doctor yet.
600
00:28:36,833 --> 00:28:38,583
I've put way worse
into this body.
601
00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:42,665
I got it.
602
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,040
I think it's already working.
603
00:28:48,041 --> 00:28:50,665
This woman over there
just pretended to take a selfie,
604
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:52,625
but she was taking a photo of us.
605
00:28:55,541 --> 00:28:56,832
Hmm.
606
00:28:56,833 --> 00:29:00,124
Um, so to be clear, uh, this is strictly
a campus-based arrangement.
607
00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:02,540
I will not be available for trips home
to meet your parents
608
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:04,707
or to attend any weddings
as your plus-one.
609
00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:07,624
Well, that won't be a problem,
because I don't go home.
610
00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:08,790
And I hate weddings.
611
00:29:08,791 --> 00:29:12,124
I'd actually rather teach the patch-clamp
technique to a bunch of toddlers.
612
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,333
I do that every week.
613
00:29:15,083 --> 00:29:17,332
Dr. Carlsen, was that a joke?
614
00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,790
Sadly, no.
615
00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:21,665
So, uh, no parents and no weddings.
616
00:29:21,666 --> 00:29:26,416
Uh, but we should meet at semi-regular
intervals for other... uh, activities.
617
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,915
I'm not gonna have sex with you.
618
00:29:28,916 --> 00:29:30,874
- What? No, no, of course not.
- If that's what you're implying here.
619
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:32,915
Obviously, there is zero
sexual component to this arrangement.
620
00:29:32,916 --> 00:29:34,290
- That is ridiculous.
- Good.
621
00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:36,040
So, what activities are you talking about?
622
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:39,290
There is a faculty picnic this Friday,
which would give us a great opportunity
623
00:29:39,291 --> 00:29:41,707
to be seen by both your peers and my boss.
624
00:29:41,708 --> 00:29:43,916
I suggest that we meet up there and, um...
625
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:47,540
- Talk? Hang out?
- Mm.
626
00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:48,624
- Eat hot dogs?
- Yes.
627
00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:51,290
Although I will not be eating hot dogs.
628
00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:53,082
Neither should you.
You know what's in those things?
629
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,374
No, I do not,
and I'd like to keep it that way.
630
00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:56,999
I told you.
631
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,374
Can you, um, act nat-natural?
632
00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:00,707
- Normal, not your version of--
- Yes.
633
00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:03,374
- Happier. Smile, smile. Smile right now.
- I can do it.
634
00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:04,499
- Hi, guys.
- Mm.
635
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,582
Hi. You guys, this is-- You know him.
636
00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:08,374
- He's Doc-- Adam.
- Hello, Malcolm.
637
00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:09,874
Oh. Uh...
638
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:12,707
How are those computational models
coming along?
639
00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:14,457
Great. Super.
640
00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:16,207
I'm actually on my way
to the lab right now.
641
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:18,207
I was gonna doub--
I was gonna triple-check my work.
642
00:30:18,208 --> 00:30:19,540
Fantastic. I'm impressed.
643
00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:20,749
Thank you.
644
00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:22,332
Considering how subpar
your last submissions were,
645
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:23,874
I think double-checking's
a really good idea.
646
00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:25,374
Thank you. There it is.
647
00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:26,750
You must be Anh.
648
00:30:27,666 --> 00:30:29,540
Me? Maybe. Why?
649
00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:32,082
Well, I've heard wonderful things
about you.
650
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:33,290
Aw.
651
00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:36,165
I wish you were-- Huh?
652
00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:38,582
- Uh, well, I should get back to the lab.
- Okay.
653
00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:40,165
Um, it was lovely to see you both.
654
00:30:40,166 --> 00:30:43,208
- And I will call you later, uh, babe.
- Great.
655
00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:45,291
"Babe"?
656
00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:51,624
I'll see you later.
657
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,583
- Bye.
- Later.
658
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:57,415
- "Babe"? Huh?
- Drugs. It's drugs.
659
00:30:57,416 --> 00:30:59,082
- Wait, you're dating? It's real?
- Look. Look.
660
00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:00,124
- Look at her eyes.
- Oh, my God.
661
00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:01,124
He has access to chemicals.
662
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,207
I think--
663
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,332
- She did-- She didn't blink.
- She didn't blink.
664
00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:04,582
- She did not blink.
- Tickling. She didn't laugh.
665
00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:06,582
How do you guys know
that we were even here?
666
00:31:06,583 --> 00:31:07,625
Oh. Everyone knows.
667
00:31:10,958 --> 00:31:12,665
Uh, that's not cool, Janine.
668
00:31:12,666 --> 00:31:15,874
You're department secretary. Come on.
669
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,499
- It's rude.
- That's messed up.
670
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,832
I just can't believe it.
671
00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:20,165
We live together.
672
00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:21,957
- I'm your best fr--
- Hey.
673
00:31:21,958 --> 00:31:23,707
Very close second, male best friend.
674
00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:24,999
Why didn't you tell me?
675
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,749
I'm sorry. It's because it was so new.
676
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:29,999
- Very new.
- He's a monster.
677
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,374
Why couldn't you date someone who's, like,
678
00:31:32,375 --> 00:31:34,457
I don't know, not trying
to fail me out of school?
679
00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:36,665
Okay, to be fair, you're almost failing
680
00:31:36,666 --> 00:31:38,582
because you're out partying
every single night.
681
00:31:38,583 --> 00:31:41,207
Oh, wow.
682
00:31:41,208 --> 00:31:44,165
Okay. I am, because I am trying to deal
683
00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:47,832
with the overwhelming stress
of working under Dr. Evil.
684
00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:49,625
It's called self-care.
685
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,499
- It's for gay guys, too.
- Okay.
686
00:32:08,791 --> 00:32:10,582
- Hey, guys. Hey.
- Hey.
687
00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:13,749
Olive, I just saw the weirdest post.
It was you and Dr.--
688
00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:15,874
Carlsen. They're dating.
689
00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:18,290
You're seriously dating Dr. Evil?
690
00:32:18,291 --> 00:32:20,290
Does he even have real human emotions?
691
00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:22,790
- See? I told you. Makes no sense, right?
- No, no, he actually does not.
692
00:32:22,791 --> 00:32:24,540
- Anger, maybe. Maybe.
- Maybe.
693
00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:25,790
Yes, he does.
694
00:32:25,791 --> 00:32:27,499
And yeah, we're-we're dating.
695
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:30,082
We're going to the student/faculty picnic
on Friday.
696
00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:31,374
You should come with us.
697
00:32:31,375 --> 00:32:33,082
Come on a date with you and Dr. Carlsen?
698
00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:34,499
- And Anh. And Malcolm.
- What?
699
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:37,249
What? Why? Why do I have to go?
700
00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:38,707
Oh, Anh, are you going?
701
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:41,165
- I can maybe stop by.
- She's going.
702
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:42,874
She's going.
We're all going together on Friday
703
00:32:42,875 --> 00:32:44,582
- to the picnic together.
- Okay.
704
00:32:44,583 --> 00:32:47,041
It's settled.
Okay, I'm gonna get potassium iodide.
705
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,540
Please tell me that you have
a severe online gambling problem
706
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:58,040
and you're not still working.
707
00:32:58,041 --> 00:33:00,832
Yeah, no, I'm going over
my presentation one more time.
708
00:33:00,833 --> 00:33:02,707
I have a meeting
with Dr. Benton on Wednesday,
709
00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:06,207
and if he's gonna offer me a spot
on his research team, I have to be...
710
00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:07,540
overly prepared.
711
00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:10,707
Well, you will be because you're amazing.
712
00:33:10,708 --> 00:33:13,290
Oh. Thank you.
713
00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:15,207
Listen.
714
00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:20,124
I came in because I just wanted to say...
715
00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:21,832
I forgive you.
716
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,249
For what?
717
00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:25,290
For dating the spawn of Satan
without telling me.
718
00:33:25,291 --> 00:33:26,707
I don't think that I have to--
719
00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:28,874
Ah.
720
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:31,708
No more apologies.
I'm just happy you're getting laid.
721
00:33:32,541 --> 00:33:35,208
I know it is rough out there
for you demisexuals.
722
00:33:35,958 --> 00:33:37,125
What's a demisexual?
723
00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:42,665
You know, like, you have to have
an emotional bond with someone before...
724
00:33:42,666 --> 00:33:44,249
You have to be in love to have sex.
725
00:33:44,250 --> 00:33:46,665
Isn't that what everyone's looking for?
726
00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:55,082
Oh, my God. Wait, you're serious.
727
00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:56,457
That is adorable.
728
00:33:56,458 --> 00:33:58,499
- No, mm-mm.
- Okay.
729
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,874
No.
730
00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:03,374
- Sorry, it's just...
- Okay.
731
00:34:05,041 --> 00:34:07,499
Paul,
guess what Olive just said.
732
00:34:14,916 --> 00:34:16,125
Yeah.
733
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:19,541
Thanks.
734
00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,999
Here you go. Enjoy.
735
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,499
Hey. Hi.
736
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:31,332
Seeing my advisors in social situations
makes me so uncomfortable.
737
00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:32,415
It's unnatural.
738
00:34:32,416 --> 00:34:36,957
Like, how can I trust your judgment when
I've seen you eat potato salad in shorts?
739
00:34:36,958 --> 00:34:39,165
- Hmm.
- Dr. Aslan!
740
00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:41,040
- Hey, Anh.
- So good to see you.
741
00:34:41,041 --> 00:34:42,207
I like her.
742
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:44,957
I know someone who doesn't mind
seeing their work colleagues
743
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:47,374
outside of the biology building.
744
00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:49,374
Or do you guys do it
in the lab after hours?
745
00:34:49,375 --> 00:34:51,374
- Oh, my God.
- Thank God.
746
00:34:51,375 --> 00:34:52,457
I was really starting to think
747
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,207
that you were spending all that time
alone with the mice.
748
00:34:54,208 --> 00:34:56,707
That would be sad.
749
00:34:56,708 --> 00:34:59,124
But if those mice could talk,
they would tell you about
750
00:34:59,125 --> 00:35:01,207
- all the hot sex I've been hav--
- Ooh.
751
00:35:01,208 --> 00:35:02,415
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
752
00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:04,040
- You look hot.
- Thank you.
753
00:35:04,041 --> 00:35:06,082
Like, hot, sweaty. Hot and sweaty.
754
00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:09,415
- Like you've been running around.
- Yeah. It's, uh, Ultimate Frisbee.
755
00:35:09,416 --> 00:35:10,915
Your boyfriend's team just crushed us.
756
00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:13,499
My boyfr-- Oh, Dr.-- Adam.
757
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,874
Dr. Carlsen? He plays Frisbee?
758
00:35:15,875 --> 00:35:18,207
Yeah.
He's actually really good.
759
00:35:18,208 --> 00:35:22,082
Huh. I just can't imagine him doing,
like, joyful activities.
760
00:35:22,083 --> 00:35:23,165
- Oh.
- He seems more of, like,
761
00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:25,749
the "lie in a coffin waiting
for the dark cover of night
762
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:29,999
to rise and, like, suck the life out of
an unsuspecting student" kind of person.
763
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,707
I am, but sometimes I play Frisbee.
764
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:33,875
Okay.
765
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,040
- Dr. Carlsen.
- Mm.
766
00:35:36,041 --> 00:35:38,582
I was kidding
about the whole coffin thing.
767
00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:40,749
You have a very creative mind, Malcolm.
768
00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:43,457
It's why I accepted you
on my research team in the first place.
769
00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:45,624
- Thank you.
- Just think what you could do with it
770
00:35:45,625 --> 00:35:47,915
if you had a single ounce
of self-discipline.
771
00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:52,790
So, uh, how are the nitrates?
772
00:35:52,791 --> 00:35:55,915
Oh, I wasn't sure they would be
in season, but they're good.
773
00:35:55,916 --> 00:35:58,290
You have the diet
of a 12-year-old schoolboy.
774
00:35:58,291 --> 00:35:59,540
It's very alarming.
775
00:36:00,666 --> 00:36:04,374
And also, um, very charming and endearing.
776
00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:06,457
- Mm. Aw.
- For--
777
00:36:06,458 --> 00:36:07,458
Oh.
778
00:36:09,208 --> 00:36:10,999
- Yes.
- Mm.
779
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,624
- Great. Mm-hmm.
- Ooh! Sweaty all over me.
780
00:36:13,625 --> 00:36:14,790
Oh, actually, you know what?
781
00:36:14,791 --> 00:36:17,874
You're kind of starting to burn
a little bit, so...
782
00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:21,165
Ol, why don't you put this
on his back, help your boyfriend out.
783
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,832
- Oh.
- I'm just having my hot dog...
784
00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:24,499
- Oh, look, hot dog's gone.
- ... right now.
785
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,374
- Wha--
- Here.
786
00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,665
All right, there we go.
787
00:36:28,666 --> 00:36:30,582
Put some lotion on his back,
for God sakes.
788
00:36:30,583 --> 00:36:31,540
Hmm...
789
00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:35,832
Let's l-lube you up.
790
00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:37,624
- Over here.
- 'Kay.
791
00:36:40,458 --> 00:36:41,749
Okay. Sorry. I panicked.
792
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:43,665
Yes, you were incredibly awkward.
793
00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:45,124
Okay. Me?
794
00:36:45,125 --> 00:36:47,290
Have you ever embraced
a human being before?
795
00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:50,165
No. Usually, I just let their dead bodies
fall to the ground
796
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:51,874
after I've sucked the life out of them.
797
00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:52,957
Okay.
798
00:36:52,958 --> 00:36:55,207
Okay, look, uh, Dr. Fastuca
is right over there.
799
00:36:55,208 --> 00:36:57,665
This is actually a really good opportunity
for him to see us looking,
800
00:36:57,666 --> 00:36:59,166
um, you know, couple-y.
801
00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:02,790
Whoa. What was that?
802
00:37:02,791 --> 00:37:05,290
I'm pretending like you said
something funny. Laugh like--
803
00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:06,832
- Yeah, no. I can't-- I can't--
- Just pretend like I'm saying some--
804
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:08,457
- Yes.
- I can't just laugh on command. That's--
805
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:09,665
Yes, you can.
You can laugh on command.
806
00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:11,415
- No, I can't laugh on--
- Adam!
807
00:37:11,416 --> 00:37:12,540
Glad you could come out and join us.
808
00:37:12,541 --> 00:37:14,665
- Me, too.
- See?
809
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:15,749
- Mm-hmm.
- It's working.
810
00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:19,541
Okay, fine. Can you just... just put
some lotion on, please?
811
00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:26,332
You do know you have to start
actually touching me at some point?
812
00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:29,082
I'm evenly distributing it
so you don't get burned.
813
00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:31,207
Okay, just try and make it look
like you're enjoying it.
814
00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:32,874
Can you smile, please?
815
00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:34,332
Yes, I can smile.
816
00:37:35,916 --> 00:37:37,499
What are they doing?
817
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,915
I have no idea.
818
00:37:40,916 --> 00:37:42,540
Stop doing that. It is incredibly jarring.
819
00:37:42,541 --> 00:37:43,874
It's called flirting.
820
00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:45,749
- It's very unnatural.
- Whoa. Am I interrupting something?
821
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:49,457
Oh, no, I'm, uh...
I'm just getting some, uh, sunscreen.
822
00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:50,999
Yeah. Who's this?
823
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,749
Uh, Tom, this is Olive Smith,
uh, my girlfriend.
824
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:57,707
Uh, Olive, this is Dr. Tom Benton,
good friend of mine.
825
00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:59,124
He's visiting from Harvard.
826
00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:01,832
I invited him to guest-lecture
a few of my classes this quarter.
827
00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:04,665
They didn't offer him
a permanent position.
828
00:38:04,666 --> 00:38:07,165
You know, I remember graduating
summa cum laude. What were you again?
829
00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:08,582
In a more challenging major.
830
00:38:08,583 --> 00:38:09,707
- Right.
- Mm-hmm.
831
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:11,708
Forgive him, Olive. Pleasure.
832
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:15,624
Wait. Olive Smith,
my Wednesday 10:00 a.m.?
833
00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:17,040
Yes. Yeah, Dr. Benton.
834
00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:18,999
It's such an honor to meet you.
I'm-- Oh, sh--
835
00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:24,082
Girlfriend? Adam, bro, you didn't tell me
you were dating someone.
836
00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:26,540
Let alone the same woman
applying to work in my lab.
837
00:38:26,541 --> 00:38:27,999
- Well, no, I didn't want to...
- Well, I didn't tell him...
838
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,540
- ...you know, influence your decision.
- ...that it was your lab.
839
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:30,790
- For conflict of interest.
- Yeah.
840
00:38:30,791 --> 00:38:32,415
Right.
841
00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:33,957
So, how long you two been dating?
842
00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:36,499
- Six months.
- Couple weeks. Oh, my God.
843
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,540
- Oh, my God, time's a-flying.
- Yes.
844
00:38:38,541 --> 00:38:40,332
- It is a-flying.
- Time is a-flying
845
00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:43,457
- when you're in a lab all night and day.
- Mm-hmm. Fast. Yes.
846
00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:45,707
Oh, I think we are up.
847
00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:46,957
- You're-you're needed over--
- Yeah, so we should go.
848
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,249
Olive, Olive, you're coming with Adam
849
00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:49,958
to Dr. Fastuca's cocktail party
tomorrow night, right?
850
00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:52,665
- No, I'm not--
- No, yes. Yes.
851
00:38:52,666 --> 00:38:54,415
- We are looking forward to it. We are.
- No, I can't go to that.
852
00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:55,999
I have the prior... the prior commitment
that I told you about.
853
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,165
Oh, yeah, right. Yeah.
854
00:38:57,166 --> 00:39:00,540
That's the special guest lecture
on epigenetic modification?
855
00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:01,624
- Yeah, that's it.
- Mm-hmm.
856
00:39:01,625 --> 00:39:02,707
That's-that's where I'll be.
857
00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,790
Perfect. Yeah, because that ends at 6:00.
858
00:39:04,791 --> 00:39:07,415
Dr. Fastuca's cocktail party,
that starts at 7:00. Right?
859
00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:10,582
So we've got plenty of time.
860
00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:12,165
- Great.
- Great.
861
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:13,290
- You ready, buddy?
- Mm-hmm.
862
00:39:13,291 --> 00:39:14,290
You got enough sunscreen on that
863
00:39:14,291 --> 00:39:16,332
- baby-soft skin of yours?
- No, he needs more.
864
00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:17,999
- Yes.
- See you tomorrow night, Olive.
865
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,707
- Yeah, looking forward to it.
- Nice to meet you.
866
00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:21,582
- Okay, that's--
- I'm not going to that party.
867
00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:23,582
- Why not? It is the--
- I'm not going to that party.
868
00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:26,582
It is the perfect opportunity for us to
exhibit our relationship to Dr. Fastuca.
869
00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:28,749
This is the entire purpose
of our arrangement.
870
00:39:28,750 --> 00:39:32,624
I can't be in a room
full of distinguished scholars and mingle.
871
00:39:32,625 --> 00:39:34,332
What if they try to talk to me?
872
00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,249
Then you talk to them.
873
00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:38,124
No. That's easy for you to say.
874
00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:39,874
You have no problem talking to me.
875
00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:41,874
You don't count.
876
00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,790
That's not-- You know what I mean.
877
00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:45,625
I don't care what you think about me.
878
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:47,999
In a nice way.
879
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,749
You are a scientist at Stanford,
880
00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:52,290
one of the most prestigious
research universities in the country.
881
00:39:52,291 --> 00:39:55,249
Yeah, I'm great at science.
I'm not great at talking about it.
882
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:57,332
You can handle a cocktail party.
883
00:40:01,666 --> 00:40:04,249
It did not blend in at all.
884
00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:08,290
But it's all about the width,
not circumference.
885
00:40:08,291 --> 00:40:09,874
Layering matters.
886
00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:13,249
It changes the entire
thermal gradient completely.
887
00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:15,415
It's basic thermodynamics.
888
00:40:15,416 --> 00:40:17,499
You're wrong.
889
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,207
What changes the gradient
is a thinner matrix.
890
00:40:20,208 --> 00:40:21,790
Why are you yelling?
891
00:40:21,791 --> 00:40:23,915
It's deep dish or thin crust.
It's not that serious.
892
00:40:23,916 --> 00:40:25,499
What?
893
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:29,082
Pizza is the true intersection
of art and science.
894
00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:30,207
I agree.
895
00:40:30,208 --> 00:40:31,874
Oh, you agree with that?
896
00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:33,415
Yeah, I'll get it.
897
00:40:33,416 --> 00:40:35,082
It's not my house, but that's fine.
898
00:40:35,083 --> 00:40:37,332
The top layer gets cold,
then that makes the bottom layer cold,
899
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:39,207
and it's a chain reaction
all the way to the--
900
00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:40,999
Oh.
901
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,624
- Oh, hello, Anh.
- Oh.
902
00:40:42,625 --> 00:40:45,916
Showing up to your girlfriend's place
empty-handed. That is a choice.
903
00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:47,708
May I?
904
00:40:49,166 --> 00:40:51,083
Yes, come on in.
905
00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:55,999
Olive, your boyfriend's here.
906
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,082
Malcolm.
907
00:40:57,083 --> 00:40:58,208
Hi.
908
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:01,375
Hi.
909
00:41:03,416 --> 00:41:05,291
You look, um...
910
00:41:06,916 --> 00:41:09,207
This can really only go one of two ways.
911
00:41:09,208 --> 00:41:10,582
Uh, nice.
912
00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:12,165
You look... you look very nice.
913
00:41:12,166 --> 00:41:13,250
Thank you.
914
00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:15,457
Hey.
915
00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:17,165
You guys should stay and hang out.
916
00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:18,249
- Have a drink with us.
- Um...
917
00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:19,208
They should?
918
00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:22,540
I mean...
yeah, they should.
919
00:41:22,541 --> 00:41:23,957
No, we should get going.
920
00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:25,832
- Yeah.
- Aw.
921
00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:28,041
Look, it's already open.
You can have one drink.
922
00:41:28,625 --> 00:41:30,332
Let's get to know your boyfriend a little.
923
00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:31,457
Yeah!
924
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:33,124
- Cheers.
- Whoa, that's low.
925
00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:34,750
This is so fun.
926
00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:39,166
Okay.
927
00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,915
Hi. I'm Adam.
928
00:41:48,916 --> 00:41:51,290
Yeah, I know who you are, Dr. Carlsen.
929
00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:52,749
Oh.
930
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,790
Natalie Lazotti?
931
00:41:54,791 --> 00:41:56,540
You were on
my dissertation committee last year.
932
00:41:56,541 --> 00:41:57,707
You failed my proposal.
933
00:41:57,708 --> 00:41:59,124
Oh, right.
934
00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:00,540
Natalie. How are you?
935
00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:03,082
I had to stay on campus all summer
and completely redo it.
936
00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:04,999
All my research.
937
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,207
Took three months.
938
00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:08,624
I never got to go home and see my family.
939
00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:10,499
But look, here you are
in the same program,
940
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:14,374
so congratulations
on your fortitude and persistence.
941
00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:15,375
Apparently, it paid off.
942
00:42:15,958 --> 00:42:17,624
Our family dog died that summer.
943
00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:18,749
Oh.
944
00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:20,041
Pickles.
945
00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:22,833
We got him when I was eight.
946
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:27,040
I never even got a chance to...
947
00:42:27,041 --> 00:42:28,291
to say goodbye.
948
00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:30,208
Well, that's just bad luck.
949
00:42:32,541 --> 00:42:33,624
Okay, we're gonna head out.
950
00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:34,625
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
951
00:42:35,708 --> 00:42:37,333
- Quickly.
- Mm-hmm.
952
00:42:46,875 --> 00:42:48,625
I think that went pretty well.
953
00:42:50,416 --> 00:42:51,833
A girl was sobbing.
954
00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:54,790
You do know you fail
more student proposals
955
00:42:54,791 --> 00:42:56,457
than any other committee member, right?
956
00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:58,374
There is an actual poll.
957
00:42:58,375 --> 00:42:59,707
You won.
958
00:42:59,708 --> 00:43:01,208
Not in the good way.
959
00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:18,249
You know, you are gonna have to actually
talk to me tonight if this is gonna work.
960
00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:20,707
I mean, maybe you could've
told Natalie that
961
00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:22,457
in a nicer, more supportive way.
962
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:24,665
This is a PhD program, not a preschool.
963
00:43:24,666 --> 00:43:27,457
She's gonna get inundated with feedback
she doesn't like for the rest of her life.
964
00:43:27,458 --> 00:43:29,999
But do you have to crush people's souls
to motivate them?
965
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,040
Some people don't respond to that.
966
00:43:32,041 --> 00:43:34,582
I mean, you have to know
how you're perceived on campus.
967
00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:35,874
Yes, and I couldn't care less.
968
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:38,582
And maybe if your friends spent less time
worrying about how they're perceived
969
00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:41,790
and more about their work,
they wouldn't be such mediocre scientists.
970
00:43:41,791 --> 00:43:43,332
- And maybe you're a dick.
- Wha--
971
00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:45,124
Ah.
972
00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:46,415
Good evening, Olive.
973
00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:47,499
I'm so glad you could join us.
974
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,707
- Hi, Dr. Fastuca.
- How are you...
975
00:43:48,708 --> 00:43:50,165
Eugene?
976
00:43:50,166 --> 00:43:51,415
- Adam.
- Mm-hmm.
977
00:43:51,416 --> 00:43:52,457
- Please come in.
- Thank you.
978
00:43:52,458 --> 00:43:53,540
- Come in.
- Good to see you.
979
00:43:53,541 --> 00:43:56,457
Dr. Keeney has been dying
to speak to you all night.
980
00:43:56,458 --> 00:43:57,790
- Oh, he ha-- Uh...
- Yes, he's right over there.
981
00:43:57,791 --> 00:44:00,707
- Dr. Carlsen!
- Excuse me.
982
00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:03,374
- Um, hey. Nice to see you.
- How is the research coming?
983
00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,749
Oh, slow and steady.
You know how it goes.
984
00:44:09,833 --> 00:44:12,208
Uh, excuse me.
I'll be right back.
985
00:44:13,791 --> 00:44:17,415
Okay, would you just stop eating
for one second and-and hear me out?
986
00:44:17,416 --> 00:44:20,207
I did not imply that you were
a mediocre scientist.
987
00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:21,790
Oh, so just my friends, then?
988
00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:23,832
Sorry not all of us can win a Nobel Prize.
989
00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:26,415
Okay, that is not what I meant,
and you are being completely irrational.
990
00:44:26,416 --> 00:44:28,999
Mm, I'm mediocre and irrational now?
991
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,707
Am I immature, too?
992
00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:31,790
Is this--
993
00:44:31,791 --> 00:44:32,957
- Does this feel--
- Am I immature?
994
00:44:32,958 --> 00:44:34,915
- Does this feel mature to you, Olive?
- Yeah, it does, actually. Yeah.
995
00:44:34,916 --> 00:44:36,499
- I feel very mature right now.
- A room full of adults that's used for--
996
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,082
- Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Yeah. What's the matter?
- Hey, Dr. Aslan is on her way.
997
00:44:38,083 --> 00:44:40,665
You two cannot keep your hands
off each other.
998
00:44:40,666 --> 00:44:43,332
- First at the picnic, and now here.
- Oh. Oh.
999
00:44:43,333 --> 00:44:45,665
I am not used to seeing
this side of you, Adam.
1000
00:44:45,666 --> 00:44:47,790
- I know.
- Normally, you're so--
1001
00:44:47,791 --> 00:44:48,915
Arrogant and unapproachable?
1002
00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:50,082
- Socially awkward?
- Mm-hmm.
1003
00:44:50,083 --> 00:44:52,332
I would call him reserved.
1004
00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:53,832
You should hear what
his grad students call him,
1005
00:44:53,833 --> 00:44:57,332
but I guess I just can see past that
1006
00:44:57,333 --> 00:45:01,207
through the bitter, harsh,
cold, unfeeling exterior
1007
00:45:01,208 --> 00:45:03,374
- to the--
- Ha-ha. Just kidding. Just kidding.
1008
00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:05,290
- To the soft, squishy center.
- Yes.
1009
00:45:05,291 --> 00:45:07,665
- Yeah.
- Okay, so how did you two get together?
1010
00:45:07,666 --> 00:45:09,665
I would love to hear this story.
1011
00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:11,999
Oh, it was not really that interesting.
1012
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,290
I, uh... I asked her out
1013
00:45:13,291 --> 00:45:14,915
- for a cup of coffee and--
- No.
1014
00:45:14,916 --> 00:45:16,499
- There's more to it than that.
- No? More than coffee?
1015
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:18,749
Yeah. Should I tell them?
Don't be embarrassed. It's funny.
1016
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:19,832
- Really?
- Yeah.
1017
00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:21,708
- I think we'd all love to hear it, right?
- Yeah.
1018
00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:24,874
I was working late one night in the lab,
1019
00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:28,624
and then I, um... I heard this screaming
coming from Adam's office,
1020
00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:31,124
so I... I rush down the hallway,
I look in there,
1021
00:45:31,125 --> 00:45:33,958
and there he is, he's shrieking.
1022
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:37,582
- I don't think I was shrieking, Olive.
- Oh, he was shrieking.
1023
00:45:37,583 --> 00:45:39,332
- Was I shriek-- Really?
- Yes.
1024
00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:42,874
And he was, like, crouched down in
the corner, like, frightened and shaking
1025
00:45:42,875 --> 00:45:44,665
because there was a spider on his desk.
1026
00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:46,082
No.
1027
00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:48,415
- Spider?
- Adam, you're afraid of spiders?
1028
00:45:48,416 --> 00:45:50,124
- No, I'm not afraid of spiders.
- He is.
1029
00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:51,915
No, no, um, I think it was more of a yell
1030
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,707
- of surprise than--
- No, it was pure fear.
1031
00:45:53,708 --> 00:45:55,332
- Pure fear? Wow.
- He's absolutely terrified of them.
1032
00:45:55,333 --> 00:45:58,290
He... he even sleeps
with a little silk cap so they don't crawl
1033
00:45:58,291 --> 00:45:59,582
- into your hair at night.
- Well, that is ridiculous.
1034
00:45:59,583 --> 00:46:00,540
- No, it's--
- Isn't it?
1035
00:46:00,541 --> 00:46:01,540
- Don't you think that's--
- Well, you do it.
1036
00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:04,165
- People have phobias, babe. It's fine.
- Right.
1037
00:46:04,166 --> 00:46:06,832
I caught it for him. I let it go outside.
1038
00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:08,624
It was not... very big.
1039
00:46:08,625 --> 00:46:10,207
And then I came back in,
1040
00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:11,665
- and he wiped his tears...
- Mm-hmm.
1041
00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:14,540
...and then asked me out for coffee
to thank me for saving him.
1042
00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:16,749
Wow. Brave and smart.
1043
00:46:16,750 --> 00:46:19,249
- You really hit the jackpot, my friend.
- I did. Yes.
1044
00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:21,874
She's very... very creative.
1045
00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:23,499
- Mm-hmm.
- Speaking of creative,
1046
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,540
I'd love to hear more about your project.
1047
00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:28,207
Ah, come on, Tom.
It's a party, not a chalk talk.
1048
00:46:28,208 --> 00:46:29,790
Let her just enjoy herself.
1049
00:46:29,791 --> 00:46:32,040
We're surrounded by the brightest
and best minds in the industry here.
1050
00:46:32,041 --> 00:46:34,083
I mean,
what else are we gonna talk about?
1051
00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:37,666
Olive, you have the floor.
1052
00:46:38,916 --> 00:46:40,583
- Please.
- Yeah. Go for it.
1053
00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:43,749
Everyone...
Hey, kill that music.
1054
00:46:47,833 --> 00:46:48,958
Hello.
1055
00:46:49,958 --> 00:46:52,083
Um, I...
1056
00:46:54,541 --> 00:46:58,124
Okay. Uh, so...
1057
00:46:58,125 --> 00:47:02,207
Pancreatic cancer is one of
the most aggressive, deadliest cancers,
1058
00:47:02,208 --> 00:47:06,165
with very poor prognosis,
and early detection is key,
1059
00:47:06,166 --> 00:47:09,915
but it is incredibly hard
to diagnose at curable phase.
1060
00:47:09,916 --> 00:47:12,082
But we do have very effective
screening tools,
1061
00:47:12,083 --> 00:47:13,915
like magnetic resonance imaging,
1062
00:47:13,916 --> 00:47:16,457
that have proven quite successful
for diagnosis.
1063
00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:18,665
Yes, but-but that is expensive
1064
00:47:18,666 --> 00:47:22,374
and often not useful,
due to the position of the pancreas.
1065
00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:25,415
But biomarkers, specifically blood--
1066
00:47:25,416 --> 00:47:27,624
This is well-worn territory.
1067
00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:32,290
Multiple translational research studies
have explored noninvasive biomarkers,
1068
00:47:32,291 --> 00:47:36,416
and none, alone or in combination,
are superior to CA 19-9.
1069
00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:41,582
True, yes, but, um,
CA 19-9 can be unreliable
1070
00:47:41,583 --> 00:47:44,290
due to its lack of expression
in five percent of the population--
1071
00:47:44,291 --> 00:47:45,499
Unreliable?
1072
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,707
Ridiculous.
1073
00:47:46,708 --> 00:47:50,457
Nothing even comes close to it
in terms of sensitivity and specificity.
1074
00:47:50,458 --> 00:47:52,166
Why pancreatic cancer?
1075
00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:54,332
Sorry?
1076
00:47:54,333 --> 00:47:57,790
Uh, look, that's actually irrelevant
and, honestly, invasive.
1077
00:47:57,791 --> 00:47:59,790
Olive, you don't have to speak to that.
1078
00:47:59,791 --> 00:48:01,915
Well, personal connection
is what separates
1079
00:48:01,916 --> 00:48:04,749
the good scientists from the great,
wouldn't you say?
1080
00:48:04,750 --> 00:48:07,124
You really think you need to have
a personal connection
1081
00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:09,707
to want to cure cancer, Tom?
1082
00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:12,707
No, there-there's...
there's no personal connection.
1083
00:48:12,708 --> 00:48:15,707
I just, um, enjoy being challenged.
1084
00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:18,707
Well, I hope you also enjoy
being disappointed.
1085
00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:20,707
Harsh.
1086
00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:29,166
I'm gonna use the bathroom.
1087
00:48:33,958 --> 00:48:35,832
Nice.
1088
00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:37,583
- Excuse me.
- Oh.
1089
00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:46,165
Olive. Olive, wait.
1090
00:48:46,166 --> 00:48:48,332
- Where are you going?
- No, I'm going home. I'm sorry.
1091
00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:50,207
Okay, well, let me take you.
1092
00:48:50,208 --> 00:48:52,540
- No, stay with your friends.
- They're not my friends.
1093
00:48:52,541 --> 00:48:55,165
They're professional colleagues
that I have to interact with.
1094
00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:58,207
- Plea-- Can you just let me drive you?
- No, I want to walk. It's not far.
1095
00:48:58,208 --> 00:49:00,457
Go back to your cocktail party. I'm fine.
1096
00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:02,207
I'm not gonna let you walk home alone.
1097
00:49:02,208 --> 00:49:04,874
- I don't want to talk, Adam.
- Great.
1098
00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:06,499
I hardly ever want to talk.
1099
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:08,415
To anyone.
1100
00:49:08,416 --> 00:49:10,707
I sounded like I didn't know
what I was talking about.
1101
00:49:10,708 --> 00:49:12,249
- No, you didn't.
- No, yes, I did.
1102
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:15,957
I know what I want to say.
I can't... say it.
1103
00:49:15,958 --> 00:49:18,750
- I get overwhelmed. I sweat.
- Well, you can't tell.
1104
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:22,582
Okay. Wow. That is a lot of, um...
1105
00:49:22,583 --> 00:49:24,707
But, look, you told
the spider story really well.
1106
00:49:24,708 --> 00:49:26,165
It was very charming.
1107
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:27,915
That's different.
That doesn't mean anything.
1108
00:49:27,916 --> 00:49:29,082
I was just taunting you.
1109
00:49:29,083 --> 00:49:31,124
Yeah, no, I got that. Thank you.
1110
00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:33,999
Oh, Dr. Keeney,
"I hope you enjoy being disappointed."
1111
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,790
Yeah, I'm addicted to it.
1112
00:49:35,791 --> 00:49:37,165
That's why I'm a woman in science.
1113
00:49:37,166 --> 00:49:39,082
See, you just need to be more like Keeney.
1114
00:49:39,083 --> 00:49:41,915
Carry yourself with the confidence
of a very mediocre white man.
1115
00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:48,165
- I'm not crying, by the way.
- Oh, I know.
1116
00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:49,915
They're those expired contacts.
1117
00:49:49,916 --> 00:49:51,833
Yeah, I really need to--
1118
00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:56,499
That was you?
1119
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,375
In the lab bathroom two years ago?
1120
00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:01,082
Wow, you really are blind.
1121
00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:03,540
I can't believe that was you.
1122
00:50:05,041 --> 00:50:09,207
You really calmed me down before
the most important interview of my life.
1123
00:50:09,208 --> 00:50:11,374
You belong here. You just had to hear it.
1124
00:50:13,875 --> 00:50:15,166
Um...
1125
00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:19,165
You know, for the optics.
1126
00:50:19,166 --> 00:50:20,875
- Right?
- Right.
1127
00:50:23,916 --> 00:50:25,999
I lied to everyone
1128
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:30,040
about my personal connection
to the research.
1129
00:50:30,041 --> 00:50:31,874
I-I do.
1130
00:50:31,875 --> 00:50:33,083
I know.
1131
00:50:34,666 --> 00:50:37,207
You're passionate and incredibly driven.
1132
00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:39,458
That comes from somewhere.
1133
00:50:45,791 --> 00:50:49,625
My mom died from pancreatic cancer
when I was 15.
1134
00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:53,416
I am so sorry.
1135
00:50:54,833 --> 00:50:56,000
Thank you.
1136
00:50:57,416 --> 00:50:59,207
And your father?
1137
00:50:59,208 --> 00:51:04,082
I didn't know him,
and I had no other family, so...
1138
00:51:04,083 --> 00:51:07,333
went into foster care
and got out of there at 16.
1139
00:51:12,583 --> 00:51:14,625
She's my mom.
1140
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,540
I didn't get enough time with her.
1141
00:51:20,541 --> 00:51:22,082
Olive, I can't imagine.
1142
00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:23,915
That must have been so hard.
1143
00:51:23,916 --> 00:51:25,707
I was a unique kid.
1144
00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:28,665
I mean, I memorized the periodic table
just for fun.
1145
00:51:28,666 --> 00:51:30,415
- Mm, that's not--
- It is fun.
1146
00:51:30,416 --> 00:51:31,915
No one would give it a chance.
1147
00:51:31,916 --> 00:51:33,624
- Mm.
- When my mom died,
1148
00:51:33,625 --> 00:51:37,166
I lost the one person in the whole world
who believed in me.
1149
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:42,416
When she was gone, I was just
completely alone until I met Anh.
1150
00:51:43,416 --> 00:51:45,333
That's why this is so important to you.
1151
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:49,374
This fake dating, it's for Anh.
1152
00:51:51,583 --> 00:51:55,875
Yeah, she's the only family I have,
and I would do anything for her.
1153
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,374
I should kiss you.
1154
00:51:58,375 --> 00:51:59,625
What?
1155
00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:02,040
Your friends, they're watching
from the balcony.
1156
00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:03,665
Yeah, I could-- Yeah.
1157
00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:07,958
- Oh... my God.
- Okay.
1158
00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:13,458
He's starving.
1159
00:52:25,583 --> 00:52:26,583
Okay.
1160
00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:33,624
Good night.
1161
00:52:33,625 --> 00:52:35,041
Uh, good night.
1162
00:52:42,541 --> 00:52:44,499
Dude, you're killing me.
1163
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:46,665
Your "hanging from a wire" genes
are genetically modified.
1164
00:52:46,666 --> 00:52:48,415
You're not supposed to be good at this.
1165
00:52:48,416 --> 00:52:49,957
I thought
I might find you here.
1166
00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:52,000
Hi, Dr. Benton.
1167
00:52:53,083 --> 00:52:56,249
I'm so sorry that I left
the party abruptly.
1168
00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:59,540
I did not give a good explanation
of my work.
1169
00:52:59,541 --> 00:53:02,624
I know our meeting is Wednesday,
but I read your research.
1170
00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:04,582
And while it really does show
a lot of promise--
1171
00:53:04,583 --> 00:53:07,082
You don't want to fund it.
You don't have to explain. It's fine.
1172
00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:08,665
No.
1173
00:53:08,666 --> 00:53:10,582
I need to hear more about the specifics.
1174
00:53:10,583 --> 00:53:13,957
What techniques you're using,
what challenges you foresee.
1175
00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:15,832
When you have the proper time to prepare.
1176
00:53:15,833 --> 00:53:17,832
Okay. Well, thank you so much, Dr. Benton.
1177
00:53:17,833 --> 00:53:20,457
I can present something to you
later this week.
1178
00:53:20,458 --> 00:53:23,500
I was actually thinking of something
on a little larger scale.
1179
00:53:24,125 --> 00:53:26,333
- Will you walk with me?
- Yes.
1180
00:53:28,916 --> 00:53:31,165
So, I am on the board
of the SBD conference
1181
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:33,582
- scheduled in a couple weeks.
- Mm-hmm.
1182
00:53:33,583 --> 00:53:35,957
I would love for you to present
your abstract there.
1183
00:53:35,958 --> 00:53:37,999
Stop.
1184
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,249
The Society for Biological Development
conference?
1185
00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:43,207
- That's the one.
- Oh, my God. That's huge.
1186
00:53:43,208 --> 00:53:44,749
That's huge.
1187
00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:47,374
That's for people
with extra letters behind their names.
1188
00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:50,124
I don't have those extra letters yet.
1189
00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:51,457
My friends and I are going.
1190
00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:54,332
We're just going to listen
to the people speak.
1191
00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:56,707
Well, I'll be able to hear
your entire proposal.
1192
00:53:56,708 --> 00:53:59,165
- Okay.
- In its proper context.
1193
00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:02,874
- Okay.
- I... consider it part of my apology
1194
00:54:02,875 --> 00:54:05,457
- for putting you on the spot.
- Oh, no. It's okay.
1195
00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:07,499
You're fine.
1196
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:09,499
- So, are you in?
- Yes. Oh, my God, yes.
1197
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:11,332
Thank you so much.
1198
00:54:11,333 --> 00:54:14,624
I feel like I have to ask:
1199
00:54:14,625 --> 00:54:17,083
Is this only happening
because I'm Adam's girlfriend?
1200
00:54:17,958 --> 00:54:20,040
- Hardly.
- Okay.
1201
00:54:20,041 --> 00:54:22,957
You know, back in our undergrad days
at Harvard,
1202
00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:24,375
I was known as the mean one.
1203
00:54:24,958 --> 00:54:28,916
Well, you can shove those tissue samples
up your ass, because I quit!
1204
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:31,500
Nice.
1205
00:54:33,875 --> 00:54:35,290
Hey.
1206
00:54:35,291 --> 00:54:38,749
Hi. Um, Tom...
1207
00:54:38,750 --> 00:54:40,624
Let me guess. Rain check on lunch?
1208
00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:41,707
Yeah. You mind?
1209
00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:44,999
A spot just unexpectedly opened up
on my research team.
1210
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,832
Olive, always a pleasure.
1211
00:54:46,833 --> 00:54:47,915
Thank you so much.
1212
00:54:47,916 --> 00:54:50,457
I look forward to hearing you present
at the conference.
1213
00:54:50,458 --> 00:54:51,749
Yeah.
1214
00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:53,499
Good luck finding a replacement, buddy.
1215
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,457
You're speaking at the SBD conference?
1216
00:54:57,458 --> 00:55:00,999
Yes, if I don't have a stroke first,
which is likely.
1217
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,416
Wow.
1218
00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:07,082
Hey, you know, your research students
may not quit all the time
1219
00:55:07,083 --> 00:55:09,915
if you tried being a tiny bit nicer.
1220
00:55:09,916 --> 00:55:12,416
You could show them a softer side of you.
1221
00:55:13,458 --> 00:55:14,957
Adam Slightly Less Evil.
1222
00:55:14,958 --> 00:55:16,415
Okay, smart-ass.
1223
00:55:16,416 --> 00:55:18,791
And how exactly do you suggest
I go about doing that?
1224
00:55:19,833 --> 00:55:21,332
You could come out with us tonight.
1225
00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:22,540
There's a party.
1226
00:55:22,541 --> 00:55:24,665
Okay? Anh's gonna be there.
We can look couple-y.
1227
00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:25,916
Mm.
1228
00:55:27,416 --> 00:55:29,999
I went to Dr. Fastuca's with you.
1229
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,416
Okay.
1230
00:55:33,291 --> 00:55:34,874
- I'll come.
- Thank you.
1231
00:55:34,875 --> 00:55:36,832
♪ Lose control...
1232
00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:38,540
{\an8} Drunk or high?
1233
00:55:38,541 --> 00:55:40,540
{\an8}- We're making teams: drunk or high?
- High!
1234
00:55:40,541 --> 00:55:41,832
Ava, Ava.
1235
00:55:41,833 --> 00:55:43,207
- Drunk or high?
- Very drunk.
1236
00:55:43,208 --> 00:55:44,582
High, obviously.
1237
00:55:44,583 --> 00:55:46,290
Even better. Get in there.
1238
00:55:46,291 --> 00:55:48,874
- Drunk or high?
- No way.
1239
00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:50,415
Okay, lock in.
1240
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,457
- Hi.
- Hi.
1241
00:55:53,458 --> 00:55:56,040
I did not believe
you would actually show up.
1242
00:55:56,041 --> 00:55:58,499
Well, I guess I'm just, uh,
full of surprises.
1243
00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:00,166
Yes, you are, aren't you?
1244
00:56:01,916 --> 00:56:04,707
- You want to play?
- Oh, no. I'm fine.
1245
00:56:04,708 --> 00:56:06,457
Come on, it's fun.
1246
00:56:06,458 --> 00:56:07,790
Is it fun?
1247
00:56:07,791 --> 00:56:10,000
Yes. Let's go.
1248
00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,708
Let's go.
1249
00:56:13,708 --> 00:56:16,165
One team is high.
The other is drunk.
1250
00:56:16,166 --> 00:56:19,790
They both execute the same challenge
to see who performs it better.
1251
00:56:19,791 --> 00:56:21,957
What about the control group?
1252
00:56:21,958 --> 00:56:23,457
No one wants to be in that group.
1253
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:24,874
Look who's here.
1254
00:56:24,875 --> 00:56:26,540
- Dr. Evil, man.
- Why is he here?
1255
00:56:26,541 --> 00:56:28,082
But it's not a true experiment
1256
00:56:28,083 --> 00:56:30,125
- if there's no control group.
- Coming through.
1257
00:56:31,458 --> 00:56:33,582
Teams!
1258
00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:35,457
Your objective is simple.
1259
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:38,082
Build a working Rube Goldberg machine.
1260
00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:39,165
- A what?
- Ugh.
1261
00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:42,915
One action sets off a series of chain
reactions that leads to a final task.
1262
00:56:42,916 --> 00:56:44,165
Try to keep up.
1263
00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:46,250
That final task is...
1264
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,874
...blowing up these balloons.
1265
00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:53,374
You have 15 minutes to complete.
1266
00:56:53,375 --> 00:56:55,832
You can use any item you find
in the apartment.
1267
00:56:55,833 --> 00:57:00,624
If you leave, you will be disqualified.
1268
00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:02,165
What about pee breaks?
1269
00:57:02,166 --> 00:57:04,665
One time, I didn't leave the lab
for 36 hours.
1270
00:57:04,666 --> 00:57:05,915
I peed in a bucket.
1271
00:57:05,916 --> 00:57:06,999
Gross.
1272
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,583
- That is so hardcore.
- Yeah.
1273
00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:12,165
Teams,
you will be rewarded points
1274
00:57:12,166 --> 00:57:14,665
for creativity and for execution.
1275
00:57:14,666 --> 00:57:18,082
For objectivity's sake,
I am both drunk and high.
1276
00:57:18,083 --> 00:57:19,499
Yeah, you are.
1277
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:21,916
- Your time begins...
- Super impartial.
1278
00:57:22,791 --> 00:57:23,874
Ah-ah-ah. What?
1279
00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:28,124
- Now!
- Go, go, go! Get out of the way!
1280
00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:31,124
McConnell, you don't even smoke weed!
1281
00:57:31,125 --> 00:57:33,040
I-I-I got a contact high
on the drive over.
1282
00:57:33,041 --> 00:57:34,582
- That doesn't count.
- It counts!
1283
00:57:34,583 --> 00:57:35,916
I hate you!
1284
00:57:36,666 --> 00:57:38,665
- You're going down!
- Come on, come on, come on, come on!
1285
00:57:38,666 --> 00:57:40,374
♪ Bounce to this,
hold your hands high in the air...
1286
00:57:40,375 --> 00:57:41,458
Paper towels!
1287
00:57:42,416 --> 00:57:44,207
- Got it!
- Come on, come on, come on!
1288
00:57:45,791 --> 00:57:47,332
♪ Now, hear this...
1289
00:57:52,291 --> 00:57:53,457
That could work.
1290
00:57:53,458 --> 00:57:55,999
Oh, perfect! Yeah!
1291
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,791
Skateboard.
1292
00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:01,458
Ooh, baby.
1293
00:58:05,458 --> 00:58:06,915
♪ Did you come to party? ♪
1294
00:58:06,916 --> 00:58:08,457
♪ Yeah, we came to party...
1295
00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:09,958
Wait.
1296
00:58:11,125 --> 00:58:12,874
She's got something.
1297
00:58:12,875 --> 00:58:14,499
Hey.
1298
00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:16,499
Okay, okay, okay.
1299
00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:17,875
Tea.
1300
00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:21,790
Coffee.
1301
00:58:21,791 --> 00:58:25,333
Lemonade contains citric acid and...
1302
00:58:26,416 --> 00:58:28,124
- Sodium bicarbonate.
- There it is.
1303
00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:30,582
Yes. Of course.
1304
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:31,999
- Hey.
- What?
1305
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,915
- What are you doing?
- Just talking about lemonade?
1306
00:58:33,916 --> 00:58:35,749
- No, you can't help.
- Mm.
1307
00:58:35,750 --> 00:58:37,082
- You're helping her.
- What?
1308
00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:38,790
- You're helping the competition.
- Oh, no.
1309
00:58:38,791 --> 00:58:40,457
Yeah, what'd you expect?
1310
00:58:40,458 --> 00:58:43,249
I heard he left his own mom
at the restaurant on her birthday
1311
00:58:43,250 --> 00:58:46,666
so he could redo a whole-cell
patch-clamp sealing that was too low.
1312
00:58:48,416 --> 00:58:50,749
That's totally absurd.
1313
00:58:50,750 --> 00:58:53,124
My patch-clamp technique is impeccable.
1314
00:59:02,041 --> 00:59:05,415
Ready, set, go!
1315
00:59:05,416 --> 00:59:07,165
Go, go, go, go, go!
1316
00:59:07,166 --> 00:59:09,500
Yes, yes.
1317
00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,999
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
1318
00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:19,999
Go, go! Come on!
1319
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,208
Go, go, go, go, go! Oh, oh! Yes!
1320
00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:25,165
Oh!
1321
00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:28,749
Team High, baby!
1322
00:59:28,750 --> 00:59:29,874
Wait, what?
1323
00:59:29,875 --> 00:59:31,415
- That was awesome. Thank you.
- Really good.
1324
00:59:31,416 --> 00:59:32,707
Thanks.
1325
00:59:32,708 --> 00:59:33,915
No.
1326
00:59:33,916 --> 00:59:35,832
Yes.
1327
00:59:39,916 --> 00:59:43,665
Your theories are compelling,
but just slow it all down.
1328
00:59:43,666 --> 00:59:47,040
Remember, we're here to listen
to what you have to say.
1329
00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:49,749
Right. I'm speaking quickly
because I'm nervous.
1330
00:59:49,750 --> 00:59:52,124
- Yeah.
- But, okay, so after the introduction...
1331
00:59:57,041 --> 00:59:59,957
♪ Head over heels,
where should I go? ♪
1332
00:59:59,958 --> 01:00:03,082
♪ Can't stop myself, out of control ♪
1333
01:00:03,083 --> 01:00:05,999
♪ Head over heels, no time to think ♪
1334
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,207
♪ Looks like the whole world's...
1335
01:00:08,208 --> 01:00:09,790
Yeah, this is Pickles at the beach.
1336
01:00:09,791 --> 01:00:12,665
- Mm-hmm.
- This is Pickles on my dad's new rug.
1337
01:00:12,666 --> 01:00:14,582
- Oh.
- He made a mess on that one.
1338
01:00:14,583 --> 01:00:16,499
- He did?
- Right shortly after.
1339
01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,624
And, uh... oh, he's so cute.
1340
01:00:18,625 --> 01:00:20,374
He's such a good boy.
1341
01:00:20,375 --> 01:00:22,665
♪ I've nearly lost all track of time ♪
1342
01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:26,040
♪ In every direction ♪
1343
01:00:26,041 --> 01:00:29,082
♪ I couldn't see the warning signs ♪
1344
01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:32,457
♪ I must be losin' it ♪
1345
01:00:32,458 --> 01:00:34,874
♪ 'Cause my mind plays tricks on me ♪
1346
01:00:34,875 --> 01:00:37,374
♪ It looked so easy ♪
1347
01:00:37,375 --> 01:00:40,957
♪ But you know looks sometimes deceive ♪
1348
01:00:40,958 --> 01:00:42,749
- Mm-mm.
- It's not poison.
1349
01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:44,833
No, I don't know that.
1350
01:00:46,791 --> 01:00:49,041
Guess some of us just care more.
1351
01:00:51,083 --> 01:00:53,250
- I've been here for eight hours.
- Quitter.
1352
01:00:56,708 --> 01:00:59,665
♪ Been running so hard ♪
1353
01:00:59,666 --> 01:01:02,749
♪ when what I need is to unwind ♪
1354
01:01:02,750 --> 01:01:05,749
♪ The voice of reason ♪
1355
01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:08,790
♪ is one I left so far behind ♪
1356
01:01:08,791 --> 01:01:12,415
♪ I've waited so long ♪
1357
01:01:12,416 --> 01:01:15,082
♪ so long to play this part ♪
1358
01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:17,665
♪ and just remembered ♪
1359
01:01:17,666 --> 01:01:21,916
♪ that I'd forgotten about my heart ♪
1360
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,125
He's coming.
1361
01:01:25,875 --> 01:01:27,207
- Hi.
- Hi.
1362
01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:29,124
- Nice to see you. Yeah, it's good.
- Nice.
1363
01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:30,582
- Oh, hi.
- Dr. Carlsen.
1364
01:01:30,583 --> 01:01:32,083
- Olive.
- Hi.
1365
01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:34,457
Is he gone?
1366
01:01:34,458 --> 01:01:35,832
He's gone.
1367
01:01:35,833 --> 01:01:37,291
- See you later.
- See you later.
1368
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,749
Oh, right. It's Fluchella today.
1369
01:01:41,750 --> 01:01:42,999
I'm afraid to ask.
1370
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,874
It's free flu shots
for students and faculty.
1371
01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:49,374
They call it Fluchella, like Coachella,
minus all the fun music and body glitter.
1372
01:01:49,375 --> 01:01:51,374
And someone stabs you
in the arm with a needle.
1373
01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:52,915
- Mm.
- Come on.
1374
01:01:52,916 --> 01:01:56,082
Dr. Fastuca's in line. You can look
boyfriend-y when you comfort me.
1375
01:01:56,083 --> 01:01:57,999
Uh, no, thanks. I'm good.
1376
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,457
- Did you already get yours?
- No. I just never get sick.
1377
01:02:00,458 --> 01:02:03,374
As a scientist, that's an objectively
ridiculous statement to make.
1378
01:02:03,375 --> 01:02:04,416
Hmm.
1379
01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:07,624
- Oh, Adam.
- What?
1380
01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:09,290
Are you scared of needles?
1381
01:02:09,291 --> 01:02:10,874
No. No.
1382
01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:12,374
I don't love them.
1383
01:02:12,375 --> 01:02:13,874
- But I'm not scared of them.
- Oh.
1384
01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:15,374
Olive. I'm not sc-- Olive.
1385
01:02:15,375 --> 01:02:17,332
♪ Head over heels, where should I go? ♪
1386
01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:20,500
♪ Can't stop myself, out of control...
1387
01:02:23,416 --> 01:02:24,957
- Are you okay?
- Hmm?
1388
01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:26,499
I'm great. I'm fine.
1389
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:28,290
You know who else is terrified of needles?
1390
01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:30,290
- Anh.
- You know who's not terrified of needles?
1391
01:02:30,291 --> 01:02:31,915
- Me.
- First Fluchella,
1392
01:02:31,916 --> 01:02:35,499
I held her hand, I got her to tell me
about her first science project.
1393
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:37,832
When the nurse was done,
she hadn't felt a thing.
1394
01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:38,957
- Ready?
- I'm good.
1395
01:02:38,958 --> 01:02:41,790
I'm so-- Okay, it was second grade,
1396
01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:45,040
and it involved a lot of Popsicle sticks
and some craft glue.
1397
01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:46,874
Mm-hmm. You're good.
1398
01:02:46,875 --> 01:02:47,957
- Hmm?
- You're finished.
1399
01:02:47,958 --> 01:02:49,415
You're good. I'm proud of you.
1400
01:02:51,125 --> 01:02:54,040
Okay, I am definitely gonna
have sex with him.
1401
01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:57,249
Like, "crazy, hot, we should have
done this ages ago" sex.
1402
01:02:58,916 --> 01:03:01,124
I was gonna wait because sometimes
people have sex with you
1403
01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:02,874
and then just immediately lose interest.
1404
01:03:02,875 --> 01:03:04,999
Ugh. I'm a Sagittarius.
1405
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,124
It's in my nature. We can't be tamed.
1406
01:03:07,125 --> 01:03:09,165
I'm just gonna go for it.
1407
01:03:09,166 --> 01:03:12,499
I realize I'm not even worried,
because it's, you know, Jeremy.
1408
01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:16,415
Just wrap it before you tap it,
'cause I am too young to be a guncle.
1409
01:03:16,416 --> 01:03:18,665
- I'm so happy for you guys.
- Mm.
1410
01:03:18,666 --> 01:03:19,915
I really am.
1411
01:03:19,916 --> 01:03:22,790
So, I am kicking you out of our hotel room
for the SBD conference.
1412
01:03:22,791 --> 01:03:24,624
- Sorry, but beat it.
- Wait. What?
1413
01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:27,999
You know that I love you, but I want
to invite Jeremy to stay with me
1414
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,749
so we can have hot hotel room sex.
1415
01:03:30,750 --> 01:03:32,957
Oh! Finally.
1416
01:03:32,958 --> 01:03:34,499
Wait. Where am I gonna stay?
1417
01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:37,040
All the hotels are already booked up.
I will never find a place.
1418
01:03:37,041 --> 01:03:38,457
What are you talking about?
1419
01:03:38,458 --> 01:03:40,374
You will stay with your boyfriend.
1420
01:03:40,375 --> 01:03:41,708
Adam's going, right?
1421
01:03:42,416 --> 01:03:44,332
Oh. Yeah.
1422
01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:45,375
He's-- Yeah.
1423
01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:48,040
Yeah, I'll stay with Adam.
1424
01:03:48,041 --> 01:03:50,874
Okay, then you'll stay with Adam.
1425
01:03:50,875 --> 01:03:51,957
Good idea.
1426
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:53,124
- Good.
- Yeah.
1427
01:03:53,125 --> 01:03:55,207
Okay, you have to stop stealing
the Sephora samples.
1428
01:03:55,208 --> 01:03:56,290
It's out of control.
1429
01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:01,665
Jamie...
1430
01:04:01,666 --> 01:04:03,957
Oh, God.
1431
01:04:03,958 --> 01:04:06,165
I haven't even said anything yet.
1432
01:04:06,166 --> 01:04:08,332
You're gonna kick me
off the team, aren't you?
1433
01:04:08,333 --> 01:04:10,082
Just say it.
1434
01:04:10,083 --> 01:04:14,082
I noticed your bacterial cultures had
unusually high organic diol levels,
1435
01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:17,583
indicating to me that the samples
may have been contaminated.
1436
01:04:18,791 --> 01:04:21,915
I spilled a little bit of Mountain Dew
onto the control sample.
1437
01:04:21,916 --> 01:04:26,082
I thought I saved it, but maybe
a little snuck in somehow.
1438
01:04:26,083 --> 01:04:28,249
- I don't know.
- Mm, yes, I think so.
1439
01:04:28,250 --> 01:04:30,582
I'm sorry.
1440
01:04:30,583 --> 01:04:34,541
Next time, you have to scrap
all the samples and start over.
1441
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:39,707
- Next time?
- Mm-hmm.
1442
01:04:39,708 --> 01:04:41,375
You're not kicking me off the team?
1443
01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:43,208
Apparently not, no.
1444
01:04:44,333 --> 01:04:46,291
But why?
1445
01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:49,707
Everyone makes mistakes.
1446
01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:51,165
Oh, my God.
1447
01:04:51,166 --> 01:04:53,790
Thank you so much, Dr. Carlsen.
1448
01:04:53,791 --> 01:04:55,749
You have no idea what this means to me.
1449
01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:57,457
Thank you. I will never let you down.
1450
01:04:57,458 --> 01:05:01,665
Jamie, everyone makes mistakes,
but everyone on my team makes one mistake.
1451
01:05:01,666 --> 01:05:02,915
One. You hear me?
1452
01:05:02,916 --> 01:05:05,082
One. Yes, sir, I got it.
1453
01:05:05,083 --> 01:05:07,040
Thank you so much.
1454
01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:09,207
Oh, it's okay. It's empty.
1455
01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:10,790
Thank you so much, Dr. Carlsen.
1456
01:05:10,791 --> 01:05:12,124
Thank you.
1457
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,250
He didn't kick me off the team.
1458
01:05:22,541 --> 01:05:23,916
Hello.
1459
01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:26,291
Hello.
1460
01:05:27,416 --> 01:05:28,957
You are killing me.
1461
01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:31,790
Stop. You're doing so well.
1462
01:05:31,791 --> 01:05:33,665
You've dropped
in the student polls this week.
1463
01:05:33,666 --> 01:05:34,999
Dr. Keeney edged you out
1464
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:38,207
for the mentor people would like to see
spontaneously combust.
1465
01:05:38,208 --> 01:05:39,500
Oh, well, there is that.
1466
01:05:40,375 --> 01:05:42,125
What about you?
You ready for the conference?
1467
01:05:42,875 --> 01:05:44,415
- No.
- You are.
1468
01:05:44,416 --> 01:05:46,957
Just remember to double-check
the order of your slides beforehand and--
1469
01:05:46,958 --> 01:05:50,082
No, no, no, it's-it's not that. Um,
I don't have a place to stay in Boston.
1470
01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:51,540
I thought you were going with Anh.
1471
01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:53,124
Yeah, that's why I stopped by.
1472
01:05:53,125 --> 01:05:56,957
The good news is
Anh and Jeremy are getting together,
1473
01:05:56,958 --> 01:05:58,374
- so yay.
- Hey.
1474
01:05:58,375 --> 01:06:00,583
We're the best fake daters.
1475
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:03,124
What's the bad news?
1476
01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:06,707
Uh, she kicked me out of the room
so they can have hot hotel room sex,
1477
01:06:06,708 --> 01:06:08,249
and now I have nowhere to stay,
1478
01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:10,832
and everywhere within a hundred miles
of the conference is fully booked,
1479
01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:12,332
and they think I'm staying with you.
1480
01:06:12,333 --> 01:06:14,207
- Obviously, I'm not.
- Why? You can stay with me
1481
01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:15,832
at the conference hotel.
1482
01:06:15,833 --> 01:06:17,082
It's a double.
1483
01:06:17,083 --> 01:06:18,457
It's not. It's one bed.
1484
01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:20,290
What? No, I have the confirmation booking.
It's two beds.
1485
01:06:20,291 --> 01:06:23,082
Yeah, they say it's a double,
and then something always happens.
1486
01:06:23,083 --> 01:06:26,499
Like a pipe burst, the hotel's overbooked,
they switch rooms.
1487
01:06:28,083 --> 01:06:29,707
One bed.
1488
01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:33,124
Look, smart-ass, I'm leaving
the conference a day early anyway.
1489
01:06:33,125 --> 01:06:35,624
You can have the room all to yourself.
It's just for one night.
1490
01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:38,165
There are definitely two beds. It's fine.
1491
01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:39,250
We're adults.
1492
01:06:40,041 --> 01:06:42,540
Okay.
1493
01:06:42,541 --> 01:06:43,790
Well, thank you.
1494
01:06:43,791 --> 01:06:45,125
I appreciate it.
1495
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:50,375
And, Olive, um,
I am... I am sorry.
1496
01:06:51,458 --> 01:06:52,624
For what?
1497
01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:55,374
I know you want Anh to be happy,
1498
01:06:55,375 --> 01:06:59,208
but I also know that you have
feelings for Jeremy.
1499
01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:02,750
Those can't be easy to ignore.
1500
01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:05,915
Right.
1501
01:07:05,916 --> 01:07:07,290
I'll be okay.
1502
01:07:07,291 --> 01:07:08,708
I'll see you in Boston.
1503
01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:10,582
See you.
1504
01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:27,333
♪ What do you say? ♪
1505
01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:31,125
- Thank you.
- ♪ Is this the time ♪
1506
01:07:32,458 --> 01:07:35,083
♪ for one more try ♪
1507
01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:39,290
♪ at a happy life? ♪
1508
01:07:39,291 --> 01:07:41,290
Oh, it's always one bed.
1509
01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:44,124
♪ What do you say? ♪
1510
01:07:44,125 --> 01:07:47,125
♪ Is this unwise ♪
1511
01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:49,540
Hmm.
1512
01:07:49,541 --> 01:07:51,999
♪ to think my fears ♪
1513
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,916
♪ will not reprise? ♪
1514
01:07:56,208 --> 01:08:00,082
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪
1515
01:08:00,083 --> 01:08:05,375
♪ Ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo ♪
1516
01:08:07,791 --> 01:08:09,583
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪
1517
01:08:11,791 --> 01:08:15,790
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪
1518
01:08:15,791 --> 01:08:21,416
♪ Ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo ♪
1519
01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:25,665
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo ♪
1520
01:08:25,666 --> 01:08:28,040
♪ You know I wanna get there ♪
1521
01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:31,457
♪ Won't know until we get there ♪
1522
01:08:31,458 --> 01:08:33,707
♪ Ooh-hoo-hoo ♪
1523
01:08:36,958 --> 01:08:38,416
What was that?
1524
01:08:39,250 --> 01:08:41,249
Uh, like, someone upstairs.
1525
01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:42,666
Huh.
1526
01:08:44,166 --> 01:08:45,708
Hi. Um...
1527
01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:48,083
Hi.
1528
01:08:49,833 --> 01:08:51,874
Uh, how are you feeling about today?
1529
01:08:51,875 --> 01:08:55,207
Good. Uh, you know, I wish I was dead,
but other than that, good.
1530
01:08:55,208 --> 01:08:57,415
No, you're gonna be great.
1531
01:08:57,416 --> 01:08:58,624
You got your script ready?
1532
01:08:58,625 --> 01:09:00,040
- Your slides?
- Yeah.
1533
01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:01,499
Got the blazer for your sweat?
1534
01:09:01,500 --> 01:09:03,499
I taped little maxi pads under the pits.
1535
01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:04,665
Little trick of the trade.
1536
01:09:04,666 --> 01:09:06,457
Genius.
1537
01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:08,707
Uh... oh, uh, what time is
your presentation?
1538
01:09:08,708 --> 01:09:11,415
It's in an hour. Thankfully, it overlaps
with the keynote address,
1539
01:09:11,416 --> 01:09:13,665
so probably only a handful
of people will be there.
1540
01:09:13,666 --> 01:09:16,832
Anh and Jeremy, maybe some random tourists
who wander into the wrong room.
1541
01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:17,874
And me.
1542
01:09:17,875 --> 01:09:19,707
You're coming?
1543
01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:20,790
Yeah, of course.
1544
01:09:20,791 --> 01:09:23,750
I have to give this little talk first,
but then I'm gonna head straight over.
1545
01:09:25,208 --> 01:09:26,208
Okay.
1546
01:09:27,833 --> 01:09:28,915
Uh, speaking of which,
1547
01:09:28,916 --> 01:09:30,208
- I got to get going, so, um...
- Okay.
1548
01:09:32,625 --> 01:09:34,624
- Break a leg.
- Well, I wish.
1549
01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:36,332
Then I wouldn't have to give this talk.
1550
01:09:36,333 --> 01:09:37,665
Hey.
1551
01:09:37,666 --> 01:09:39,582
Just remember why you're doing it.
1552
01:10:20,583 --> 01:10:22,874
- Olive. Hey.
- Hi, Dr. Benton.
1553
01:10:22,875 --> 01:10:25,207
- I'm looking forward to this.
- Me, too. Thank you.
1554
01:10:25,208 --> 01:10:26,999
Thank you so much.
1555
01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:33,665
Good afternoon, everyone.
1556
01:10:33,666 --> 01:10:38,207
Uh, thank you for coming to my discussion
on noninvasive, affordable detection tools
1557
01:10:38,208 --> 01:10:41,750
for pancreatic cancer
using blood biomarkers.
1558
01:10:44,875 --> 01:10:46,916
Um...
1559
01:10:52,958 --> 01:10:56,749
I recently read a story
where a doctor diagnosed a woman
1560
01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:58,665
with only six months to live.
1561
01:10:58,666 --> 01:11:01,541
He told her to quickly marry
a research scientist.
1562
01:11:03,208 --> 01:11:06,124
He said, "This won't cure you,
but it will make six months feel like
1563
01:11:06,125 --> 01:11:07,707
a really long time."
1564
01:11:11,083 --> 01:11:14,665
Okay.
Uh, so I'll begin by discussing
1565
01:11:14,666 --> 01:11:18,665
solid adenocarcinoma neoplasm
of the pancreas.
1566
01:11:18,666 --> 01:11:21,540
By targeting RAF signaling,
we can identify neoplasm of the pancreas.
1567
01:11:21,541 --> 01:11:23,999
Altering the genetic makeup
of my test mouse, I've seen
1568
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,749
that blood biomarkers can aid
in early detection.
1569
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:35,249
Ms. Smith, I'm Dr. Sethi, and this is
my colleague Dr. Sargis from Yale.
1570
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:37,332
- Excellent presentation.
- Thank you so much.
1571
01:11:37,333 --> 01:11:39,999
You're on the brink
of some fascinating discoveries.
1572
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,999
Thank you. I appreciate it.
1573
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,000
Wow.
1574
01:11:43,791 --> 01:11:45,582
Fantastic work, Olive.
1575
01:11:45,583 --> 01:11:47,582
- You've given me a lot to think about.
- Okay.
1576
01:11:47,583 --> 01:11:50,415
- I'll be in touch very soon, okay?
- Yeah. Thank you.
1577
01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:51,915
Ooh!
1578
01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:53,957
You fucking crushed that.
1579
01:11:53,958 --> 01:11:55,874
Oh, the part about
mucinous cystic neoplasms...
1580
01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:57,332
You did so good.
1581
01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:59,415
Thrilling.
Seriously, I was on the edge of my seat.
1582
01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:01,082
Thank you guys.
1583
01:12:03,250 --> 01:12:04,790
Will you give me a sec?
1584
01:12:04,791 --> 01:12:06,500
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
1585
01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:09,415
You did great.
1586
01:12:09,416 --> 01:12:10,707
How are the pits?
1587
01:12:10,708 --> 01:12:12,915
- Um, they're a little damp.
- Mm-hmm.
1588
01:12:12,916 --> 01:12:14,707
- How did your talk go?
- Oh, yeah, fine.
1589
01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:16,333
It's nothing important.
1590
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,790
You were the keynote speaker?
1591
01:12:18,791 --> 01:12:20,624
Eh. It's not a big deal.
1592
01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:22,374
I'm pretty sure that's a very big deal.
1593
01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:24,583
How did you make it here in time?
Our speeches overlapped.
1594
01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:27,082
I talk fast.
1595
01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:29,499
Hey, we're all going
to the reception, right?
1596
01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:30,790
I already scoped it out.
1597
01:12:30,791 --> 01:12:32,665
Mini lobster rolls, free drinks.
1598
01:12:32,666 --> 01:12:34,124
- Yes. Will you hold this for me?
- Yeah?
1599
01:12:34,125 --> 01:12:35,874
I've had to pee since slide 17a.
1600
01:12:35,875 --> 01:12:37,458
- Okay.
- Thank you.
1601
01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:40,832
How does a student
who's not even a postdoc
1602
01:12:40,833 --> 01:12:42,999
get picked to speak at a panel at SBD?
1603
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,124
I guess if you're dating
the keynote speaker,
1604
01:12:45,125 --> 01:12:47,999
you can present
your mediocre abstract, too.
1605
01:13:01,791 --> 01:13:02,957
Hey.
1606
01:13:02,958 --> 01:13:06,415
Anh and Jeremy said
they were gonna get in line at the...
1607
01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:07,749
- bar.
- Okay.
1608
01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:10,374
What... what's wrong?
1609
01:13:10,375 --> 01:13:11,499
What? Nothing.
1610
01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:12,916
Olive.
1611
01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:16,874
Um...
1612
01:13:16,875 --> 01:13:19,957
I overheard some people saying
that the only reason I gave a talk
1613
01:13:19,958 --> 01:13:23,541
is because I'm dating the keynote speaker.
1614
01:13:24,708 --> 01:13:26,416
Which is probably true.
1615
01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:29,040
Well, no, it's not.
1616
01:13:29,041 --> 01:13:32,749
You're fake-dating the keynote speaker.
1617
01:13:33,916 --> 01:13:36,582
Hey, you're here
because you deserve to be here.
1618
01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:38,541
Don't let some jealous assholes
make you doubt that.
1619
01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:41,874
Let's get out of here.
1620
01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:43,999
What? You don't have to mingle
and schmooze
1621
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,790
and do keynote speaker things?
1622
01:13:45,791 --> 01:13:47,915
No, I keynote-spoke.
1623
01:13:47,916 --> 01:13:49,332
Come on.
1624
01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:53,790
{\an8}
1625
01:13:53,791 --> 01:13:55,957
{\an8} Mm.
1626
01:13:55,958 --> 01:13:58,540
{\an8} Thank you for everything.
1627
01:13:58,541 --> 01:14:01,790
{\an8}I really could not have gotten through
that presentation without your help.
1628
01:14:01,791 --> 01:14:04,500
You did all the hard work.
I just gave you a few pointers.
1629
01:14:07,208 --> 01:14:09,499
Well...
1630
01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:13,040
here's to our last fake date
as a fake couple.
1631
01:14:13,041 --> 01:14:14,250
Wait. Last date?
1632
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,041
October 29th. It's this Monday.
1633
01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:20,207
Right. Yeah.
1634
01:14:20,208 --> 01:14:21,458
Wow, uh...
1635
01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:25,999
Uh, we could have gone
somewhere a little, uh, nicer.
1636
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,165
What?
1637
01:14:28,166 --> 01:14:30,790
You don't love food
moving around your head?
1638
01:14:32,208 --> 01:14:34,249
How do you even know what anything is?
1639
01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:36,790
You don't, and that's the fun part.
1640
01:14:36,791 --> 01:14:37,999
Oh, that's the fun part.
1641
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,082
- Mm-hmm.
- Wow.
1642
01:14:39,083 --> 01:14:40,291
You're such a rebel.
1643
01:14:45,083 --> 01:14:47,707
- How is it? Hmm?
- It's good.
1644
01:14:47,708 --> 01:14:50,375
- You are a terrible liar.
- Well...
1645
01:14:53,458 --> 01:14:55,665
Do you think we were
convincing enough as a couple
1646
01:14:55,666 --> 01:14:57,791
to get Dr. Fastuca to release your funds?
1647
01:14:58,833 --> 01:15:00,457
Yeah.
1648
01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:02,166
Yeah, I think we were. I do.
1649
01:15:02,958 --> 01:15:05,665
Mm! How do we break up?
1650
01:15:05,666 --> 01:15:07,624
Have a dramatic fight in public?
1651
01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:10,540
I mean, whatever it is,
I'm sure everyone will assume
1652
01:15:10,541 --> 01:15:13,958
- it's Dr. Evil's fault, right?
- They will.
1653
01:15:20,041 --> 01:15:22,875
You know I didn't set out
to be a villain, right?
1654
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,707
No one teaches you how to be a mentor.
1655
01:15:26,708 --> 01:15:28,250
But I'm not a tyrant.
1656
01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:30,707
Not like my advisor.
1657
01:15:30,708 --> 01:15:32,290
He was a sadist.
1658
01:15:32,291 --> 01:15:35,749
He did some terrible things
just for the joy of it.
1659
01:15:35,750 --> 01:15:36,999
Like what?
1660
01:15:39,916 --> 01:15:42,750
Arbitrary, impossible deadlines.
1661
01:15:44,541 --> 01:15:46,790
Stolen credit.
1662
01:15:46,791 --> 01:15:50,083
Students pitted against each other
just for his amusement.
1663
01:15:51,166 --> 01:15:53,166
Your basic psychological warfare.
1664
01:15:54,333 --> 01:15:56,207
Why didn't anyone report him?
1665
01:15:56,208 --> 01:15:59,207
He was short-listed for a Nobel Prize.
1666
01:15:59,208 --> 01:16:00,749
Twice.
1667
01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:02,457
He had powerful friends in high places.
1668
01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:04,166
He could make or break your career.
1669
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:10,082
And I think that somewhere deep down...
1670
01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:12,000
we felt like...
1671
01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:16,125
...we signed up for it.
1672
01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:20,332
We deserved it.
1673
01:16:30,166 --> 01:16:32,166
You did not deserve that.
1674
01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:38,666
I'm so sorry that
that happened to you, Adam.
1675
01:16:42,583 --> 01:16:46,125
You weren't invited to speak here
because people think you're my girlfriend.
1676
01:16:47,458 --> 01:16:49,708
Tom saw the potential in you.
1677
01:16:51,083 --> 01:16:54,624
The work you presented is important,
1678
01:16:54,625 --> 01:16:58,583
it is rigorous, and it is brilliant.
1679
01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:07,290
Do you want some?
1680
01:17:07,291 --> 01:17:09,499
Of course. Of course I want some.
1681
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:10,957
- This one?
- Yes.
1682
01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:19,707
Why do you wear those shoes
if they're so uncomfortable?
1683
01:17:19,708 --> 01:17:21,249
These are not walking shoes.
1684
01:17:21,250 --> 01:17:23,665
These are "standing and presenting" shoes.
1685
01:17:23,666 --> 01:17:26,874
So I just need to take
tiny little baby steps
1686
01:17:26,875 --> 01:17:28,790
- all the way back to the--
- You know what?
1687
01:17:28,791 --> 01:17:30,875
- Let me just--
- No, I'm fine. I can seriously--
1688
01:17:32,333 --> 01:17:34,416
I want to make it back before sunrise.
1689
01:17:35,958 --> 01:17:38,665
Oh, my God. I like it up here.
1690
01:17:38,666 --> 01:17:40,915
- How tall are you?
- Tall enough.
1691
01:17:40,916 --> 01:17:42,416
What does that mean?
1692
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:45,207
Okay.
1693
01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:46,874
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
1694
01:17:46,875 --> 01:17:48,749
Um, okay.
1695
01:17:48,750 --> 01:17:51,249
And you are... delivered.
1696
01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:52,499
Thank you.
1697
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:53,666
Yeah.
1698
01:17:55,708 --> 01:17:57,665
Um...
1699
01:17:57,666 --> 01:17:59,457
- I'm gonna go brush my--
- So-- Yeah, uh--
1700
01:17:59,458 --> 01:18:02,082
- Yes, you go to the-the bathroom.
- Brush my teeth.
1701
01:18:02,083 --> 01:18:04,082
I'll just, um...
1702
01:18:04,083 --> 01:18:07,499
I'll just, uh... stay here.
1703
01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:09,958
Uh...
1704
01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:42,291
I couldn't find a good movie. Uh...
1705
01:18:48,291 --> 01:18:52,207
Oh, wow, that's probably the best
anyone's ever looked in that T-shirt.
1706
01:18:52,208 --> 01:18:54,208
I forgot pajamas.
1707
01:18:55,291 --> 01:18:59,082
Mm... yeah, we should probably just
get some sleep anyway.
1708
01:18:59,083 --> 01:19:01,749
I've got an early flight in the morning,
and, um...
1709
01:19:17,416 --> 01:19:20,375
Olive, um... it's a bad idea.
1710
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:24,165
We got a no-sex rule, remember?
1711
01:19:24,166 --> 01:19:26,415
That was before all this, Adam.
1712
01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:29,207
Look, we've both had a drink.
1713
01:19:29,208 --> 01:19:32,790
You have feelings for, uh, someone else.
This is just a rebound.
1714
01:19:32,791 --> 01:19:35,666
I don't have feelings for anyone but you.
1715
01:19:44,958 --> 01:19:46,458
Oh.
1716
01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:50,332
Okay. Never mind. I'm sorry.
1717
01:19:50,333 --> 01:19:51,916
You don't want me.
1718
01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:56,874
You have no idea what I want.
1719
01:20:02,875 --> 01:20:04,125
Are you sure?
1720
01:20:05,541 --> 01:20:07,208
Yes, I'm sure.
1721
01:20:08,958 --> 01:20:12,040
♪ Kiss me like ♪
1722
01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:15,915
♪ we're meant for each other ♪
1723
01:20:15,916 --> 01:20:22,582
♪ Say you'll never leave ♪
1724
01:20:22,583 --> 01:20:26,582
♪ my side ♪
1725
01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:29,749
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
1726
01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:35,708
♪ You're mine ♪
1727
01:20:48,500 --> 01:20:50,833
I wish you could see yourself
the way I do.
1728
01:20:54,208 --> 01:20:56,041
You are brilliant.
1729
01:20:57,541 --> 01:20:59,375
You are beautiful.
1730
01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:03,957
You are very...
1731
01:21:03,958 --> 01:21:05,624
very sexy.
1732
01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:07,582
♪ My side ♪
1733
01:21:07,583 --> 01:21:09,832
May I?
1734
01:21:09,833 --> 01:21:10,916
Yes.
1735
01:21:12,666 --> 01:21:18,999
♪ You're mine ♪
1736
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:20,332
You're edible, Olive.
1737
01:21:20,333 --> 01:21:23,582
♪ Put your hands on me ♪
1738
01:21:23,583 --> 01:21:25,415
♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪
1739
01:21:25,416 --> 01:21:28,082
♪ Run you out of town, boy ♪
1740
01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:32,290
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
1741
01:21:32,291 --> 01:21:34,999
Adam, come here.
1742
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,457
♪ Let's pretend ♪
1743
01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:41,707
♪ we're both underwater ♪
1744
01:21:41,708 --> 01:21:45,624
♪ Breathe me in so deep ♪
1745
01:21:45,625 --> 01:21:46,791
You okay?
1746
01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:49,665
Yeah, it's just been a while.
1747
01:21:49,666 --> 01:21:50,833
You sure?
1748
01:21:52,666 --> 01:21:54,166
I trust you.
1749
01:21:56,291 --> 01:21:58,291
I want you. I want this.
1750
01:22:02,750 --> 01:22:05,915
♪ Put your hands on me ♪
1751
01:22:05,916 --> 01:22:07,999
♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪
1752
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,040
♪ Run you out of town, boy ♪
1753
01:22:10,041 --> 01:22:13,249
♪ Good Lord, baby, please ♪
1754
01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:15,540
♪ Goin' all around, boy ♪
1755
01:22:15,541 --> 01:22:17,749
♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪
1756
01:22:17,750 --> 01:22:20,833
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
1757
01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:24,457
♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪
1758
01:22:24,458 --> 01:22:28,166
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
1759
01:22:29,250 --> 01:22:31,624
♪ Ride it like a cowboy ♪
1760
01:22:31,625 --> 01:22:35,458
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪
1761
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,915
I'm gonna catch up
with you guys.
1762
01:23:35,916 --> 01:23:37,082
- Hey.
- Hey.
1763
01:23:37,083 --> 01:23:38,707
Skipping out early on all the boring shit?
1764
01:23:38,708 --> 01:23:40,332
I know. I, uh... I have to get back.
1765
01:23:40,333 --> 01:23:42,332
I've got my department review
with Dr. Fastuca.
1766
01:23:42,333 --> 01:23:43,749
- Good luck.
- Yeah.
1767
01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:45,165
Hey, I got some good news.
1768
01:23:45,166 --> 01:23:46,666
I'm gonna offer Olive the grant.
1769
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:50,291
Full funding to come work in my lab,
starting next month.
1770
01:23:51,291 --> 01:23:54,332
Oh. Dude, don't worry.
This is all on her own merit.
1771
01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:55,790
- Yeah.
- If anything,
1772
01:23:55,791 --> 01:23:58,707
being associated with you was a strike
against her better judgment.
1773
01:23:58,708 --> 01:24:00,666
Right. No, that's, uh...
1774
01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:03,541
She's gonna be thrilled.
1775
01:24:05,041 --> 01:24:08,624
Adam, if I'm going to invest in Olive,
1776
01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:12,540
I need to know
she is 100% focused on the work.
1777
01:24:12,541 --> 01:24:15,166
She can't be preoccupied with a guy
she left behind in California.
1778
01:24:16,916 --> 01:24:18,582
No. Yeah, I understand.
1779
01:24:20,416 --> 01:24:23,624
- Sorry, man.
- Mm. No. I, uh...
1780
01:24:23,625 --> 01:24:25,707
I have to catch my flight.
1781
01:24:25,708 --> 01:24:27,415
See you back at Stanford, huh?
1782
01:24:27,416 --> 01:24:28,750
Yeah.
1783
01:24:33,375 --> 01:24:34,540
Hi.
1784
01:24:34,541 --> 01:24:36,541
Hey. I brought the breakfast of champions.
1785
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:39,415
Black coffee.
1786
01:24:39,416 --> 01:24:41,457
You did not have to come
all the way up here
1787
01:24:41,458 --> 01:24:43,874
just to bring me coffee, Dr. Benton.
1788
01:24:43,875 --> 01:24:45,207
- That's so nice.
- Olive,
1789
01:24:45,208 --> 01:24:48,082
I think if we are
going to be working together,
1790
01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:50,166
you should really start calling me Tom.
1791
01:24:52,375 --> 01:24:53,749
Working together?
1792
01:24:53,750 --> 01:24:57,999
I would love for you to come finish
your very important research in my lab.
1793
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,790
Really?
1794
01:24:59,791 --> 01:25:01,874
Oh, my God. Thank you.
1795
01:25:01,875 --> 01:25:05,833
Thank you so much for giving me
this chance, Doc-- Tom.
1796
01:25:06,666 --> 01:25:07,957
Tom.
1797
01:25:07,958 --> 01:25:09,999
I mean, your, um...
1798
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,958
your relationship with Adam is so great.
1799
01:25:14,458 --> 01:25:17,250
I am certain ours can be just as, uh...
1800
01:25:19,083 --> 01:25:20,916
...productive, don't you think?
1801
01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:25,875
I-I'm not sure I know what you mean.
1802
01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:29,374
Okay. Well, I'll explain.
1803
01:25:29,375 --> 01:25:30,666
You're gonna fuck me.
1804
01:25:31,750 --> 01:25:33,666
And then I'll let you use my lab.
1805
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,375
Is that clear?
1806
01:25:41,083 --> 01:25:42,750
I'm not gonna do that.
1807
01:25:43,583 --> 01:25:44,750
I think you will.
1808
01:25:45,666 --> 01:25:48,249
Because my lab is your only option.
1809
01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:53,750
And you already sent me your protocols,
so I can easily replicate them.
1810
01:25:56,625 --> 01:25:58,207
You're gonna steal my work?
1811
01:25:58,208 --> 01:26:00,208
Happens all the time.
1812
01:26:01,583 --> 01:26:03,916
But sure, go ahead, report me.
1813
01:26:04,666 --> 01:26:06,290
Or, better yet,
1814
01:26:06,291 --> 01:26:07,958
tell Adam.
1815
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:13,957
And this will be the thing
that follows you everywhere.
1816
01:26:13,958 --> 01:26:17,083
Every school, every lab.
1817
01:26:18,291 --> 01:26:21,875
This will be your reputation.
1818
01:26:23,833 --> 01:26:26,415
You want my friendly advice?
1819
01:26:26,416 --> 01:26:28,415
Come to Boston.
1820
01:26:28,416 --> 01:26:30,999
You keep me happy, and I'll make sure
1821
01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:33,833
you can save the world
from pancreatic cancer.
1822
01:26:35,541 --> 01:26:37,540
'Cause your little sob story
about your mom
1823
01:26:37,541 --> 01:26:41,082
or your aunt
or your kindergarten teacher or whatever,
1824
01:26:41,083 --> 01:26:42,875
that will only get you so far.
1825
01:26:45,250 --> 01:26:46,708
You're mediocre.
1826
01:26:49,458 --> 01:26:51,875
But I think maybe
you already knew that, huh?
1827
01:26:54,583 --> 01:26:56,083
See you soon, Olive.
1828
01:27:26,875 --> 01:27:29,416
- Come on, let's go.
- Wait! Slow down!
1829
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:41,874
♪ River, oh, river running down my face ♪
1830
01:27:44,791 --> 01:27:49,625
♪ The deep long lines
on my skin it makes ♪
1831
01:27:52,625 --> 01:27:57,791
♪ Heavy, so heavy holding in my arms ♪
1832
01:28:00,875 --> 01:28:06,083
♪ Pieces of you I left in the dark ♪
1833
01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:14,040
{\an8}♪ I'm still ♪
1834
01:28:14,041 --> 01:28:16,625
♪ I'm still here ♪
1835
01:28:18,041 --> 01:28:23,666
♪ Tell me, where does love go
when it disappears? ♪
1836
01:28:29,583 --> 01:28:31,624
Another party? Seriously?
1837
01:28:33,166 --> 01:28:35,165
Consider it my going-away party.
1838
01:28:35,166 --> 01:28:36,458
What are you talking about?
1839
01:28:40,291 --> 01:28:43,291
Your boyfriend kicked me off
the research team.
1840
01:28:44,375 --> 01:28:46,332
That was the last straw for my parents,
1841
01:28:46,333 --> 01:28:49,666
so now they're refusing to pay
for an extra quarter.
1842
01:28:50,791 --> 01:28:52,874
So that's it.
1843
01:28:52,875 --> 01:28:54,415
I'm out.
1844
01:28:54,416 --> 01:28:55,999
Why? Why did he kick you off?
1845
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,333
I don't know, Olive! You tell me!
1846
01:28:59,416 --> 01:29:01,040
He's your boyfriend.
1847
01:29:01,041 --> 01:29:03,207
I... I know he told you first.
1848
01:29:03,208 --> 01:29:06,082
You could've said
something to him.
1849
01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:08,583
You could've tried
to talk him out of it, but...
1850
01:29:10,541 --> 01:29:11,708
Why would you?
1851
01:29:12,791 --> 01:29:15,332
You know, as long as
everything's great with you,
1852
01:29:15,333 --> 01:29:17,791
you don't give a shit about me.
1853
01:29:19,208 --> 01:29:20,457
Do you?
1854
01:29:20,458 --> 01:29:21,999
Of course I do.
1855
01:30:06,291 --> 01:30:07,916
Did you fire Malcolm?
1856
01:30:09,791 --> 01:30:11,540
Uh, yes, I did.
1857
01:30:11,541 --> 01:30:12,541
Why?
1858
01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:16,875
Because his work was always late
and subpar.
1859
01:30:18,250 --> 01:30:20,999
I was only keeping him
on the team for you. It was unethical.
1860
01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:22,375
He's quitting the program now.
1861
01:30:23,458 --> 01:30:25,875
He's dropping out of school entirely.
1862
01:30:29,250 --> 01:30:32,207
I wasn't doing him any favors
keeping him on.
1863
01:30:32,208 --> 01:30:34,665
He should try and find an area
that he can be successful in,
1864
01:30:34,666 --> 01:30:37,125
because research
and development is not it.
1865
01:30:41,250 --> 01:30:43,790
You didn't return my texts.
1866
01:30:43,791 --> 01:30:46,624
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
I've been busy working.
1867
01:30:46,625 --> 01:30:48,250
My grant was renewed.
1868
01:30:49,083 --> 01:30:50,416
Oh.
1869
01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:53,624
Twenty-ninth. Congratulations.
1870
01:30:56,166 --> 01:30:58,707
So...
1871
01:30:58,708 --> 01:31:01,790
I guess this concludes our arrangement.
1872
01:31:01,791 --> 01:31:04,624
Your friends are together.
I have my funds.
1873
01:31:04,625 --> 01:31:06,999
I'd say it is
a very successful experiment.
1874
01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,166
Wouldn't you?
1875
01:31:09,125 --> 01:31:10,291
Yeah.
1876
01:31:10,875 --> 01:31:12,874
Hey. Good luck in Boston.
1877
01:31:12,875 --> 01:31:14,083
Tom told me.
1878
01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:16,082
He's a great scientist.
1879
01:31:16,083 --> 01:31:18,457
You are gonna learn a lot
working with him.
1880
01:31:22,083 --> 01:31:23,208
Tom...
1881
01:31:31,041 --> 01:31:32,333
Thank you.
1882
01:31:33,291 --> 01:31:37,207
And, Olive, if you ever need anything...
1883
01:31:37,208 --> 01:31:39,457
anything at all...
1884
01:31:55,750 --> 01:31:56,916
Hey. Where have--
1885
01:32:03,875 --> 01:32:05,582
McConnell, give us a minute.
1886
01:32:05,583 --> 01:32:08,707
What? No, I can't just leave in the middle
of recording time-sensitive--
1887
01:32:08,708 --> 01:32:10,749
I helped you rewrite your entire
crystallography paper
1888
01:32:10,750 --> 01:32:12,874
when your computer crashed.
Go get a snack.
1889
01:32:12,875 --> 01:32:14,291
Ugh.
1890
01:32:15,750 --> 01:32:16,833
Tell me.
1891
01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:18,916
Is it Adam?
1892
01:32:20,875 --> 01:32:22,499
No.
1893
01:32:22,500 --> 01:32:25,833
Tom Benton said I had to fuck him
to work in his lab.
1894
01:32:27,583 --> 01:32:29,165
That fucking piece of shit.
1895
01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:31,500
What did Adam say?
1896
01:32:34,083 --> 01:32:35,958
Anh, I lied to you.
1897
01:32:37,416 --> 01:32:39,416
I was never dating Adam.
1898
01:32:41,125 --> 01:32:44,957
We were pretending this whole time
so that you would go out with Jeremy.
1899
01:32:44,958 --> 01:32:48,874
Because I knew how you felt about him,
so I got a pretend boyfriend.
1900
01:32:51,125 --> 01:32:52,915
And it was fake.
1901
01:32:52,916 --> 01:32:54,375
Fake dating.
1902
01:32:55,500 --> 01:32:57,249
It's not real.
1903
01:32:57,250 --> 01:32:58,291
I know.
1904
01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:00,582
What? What do you mean you know?
1905
01:33:00,583 --> 01:33:02,415
- I know. I've known the whole time.
- How?
1906
01:33:02,416 --> 01:33:04,207
I am a scientist, okay?
1907
01:33:04,208 --> 01:33:06,665
It's literally my job to observe.
1908
01:33:06,666 --> 01:33:08,790
And we spend all of our time together.
1909
01:33:08,791 --> 01:33:10,707
I know every single thing about you.
1910
01:33:10,708 --> 01:33:12,082
Our cycles are synced.
1911
01:33:12,083 --> 01:33:15,457
You don't think I'm gonna notice you
secretly dating someone?
1912
01:33:15,458 --> 01:33:16,624
Come on.
1913
01:33:16,625 --> 01:33:18,625
Why didn't you say anything?
1914
01:33:20,041 --> 01:33:23,124
Well, for one, it was freaking hilarious
1915
01:33:23,125 --> 01:33:25,165
watching you two idiots
try to pull it off.
1916
01:33:26,375 --> 01:33:30,207
But also, you were really cute together.
1917
01:33:30,208 --> 01:33:33,207
In a weird, awkward kind of way.
1918
01:33:33,208 --> 01:33:34,790
So I just thought, hey,
1919
01:33:34,791 --> 01:33:37,832
if I just went along with your stupid game
and forced you two to hang out,
1920
01:33:37,833 --> 01:33:39,707
maybe you'd actually fall for each other.
1921
01:33:39,708 --> 01:33:42,040
And guess what, uh, I was right.
1922
01:33:42,041 --> 01:33:43,957
So you're not mad at me?
1923
01:33:43,958 --> 01:33:45,665
Mad?
1924
01:33:45,666 --> 01:33:49,040
No, you fake-dated someone for me.
1925
01:33:49,041 --> 01:33:50,499
To try to make me happy.
1926
01:33:50,500 --> 01:33:54,624
It's the weirdest, most insane...
1927
01:33:54,625 --> 01:33:57,625
and best thing
anyone's ever done for me.
1928
01:34:00,750 --> 01:34:02,957
You're nuts.
1929
01:34:02,958 --> 01:34:04,125
And I'm here for it.
1930
01:34:05,208 --> 01:34:06,875
I would do anything for you.
1931
01:34:10,416 --> 01:34:11,874
But you were wrong about one thing.
1932
01:34:11,875 --> 01:34:13,332
I'm never wrong.
1933
01:34:13,333 --> 01:34:14,790
Adam did not fall for me.
1934
01:34:14,791 --> 01:34:16,707
Oh, give me a break.
1935
01:34:16,708 --> 01:34:18,040
The dude is in love.
1936
01:34:18,041 --> 01:34:20,124
You don't need a PhD to see that.
1937
01:34:20,125 --> 01:34:22,207
No, well, it's all fucked up now.
1938
01:34:22,208 --> 01:34:24,374
And Adam can barely look at me.
1939
01:34:24,375 --> 01:34:26,165
And Malcolm hates me.
1940
01:34:26,166 --> 01:34:28,790
And Dr. Benton is gonna
completely destroy my career.
1941
01:34:28,791 --> 01:34:29,874
Hey, hey, hey.
1942
01:34:29,875 --> 01:34:32,582
Okay, look at me. Screw those guys.
1943
01:34:32,583 --> 01:34:34,416
It's not about them.
1944
01:34:35,500 --> 01:34:36,666
It's about you and me.
1945
01:34:38,291 --> 01:34:41,957
And getting through this god-awful,
soul-sucking, mind-crushing,
1946
01:34:41,958 --> 01:34:45,207
hellish grind for the past two years
1947
01:34:45,208 --> 01:34:47,540
to get to where we want to be.
1948
01:34:47,541 --> 01:34:49,207
Where we deserve to be.
1949
01:34:51,125 --> 01:34:53,540
So it really doesn't even matter
what Adam's gonna do
1950
01:34:53,541 --> 01:34:57,083
or what that asshat Dr. Benton
is going to do.
1951
01:34:58,833 --> 01:35:01,499
The only thing that matters:
1952
01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:04,125
What's Olive Smith going to do?
1953
01:35:07,208 --> 01:35:08,374
God, I love you.
1954
01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:09,875
I love you, too.
1955
01:35:15,125 --> 01:35:16,332
Whoo!
1956
01:35:16,333 --> 01:35:17,624
Yeah.
1957
01:35:17,625 --> 01:35:20,040
Girl power! You go, girls.
1958
01:35:20,041 --> 01:35:21,540
Shut up, McConnell.
1959
01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:25,249
Hey, great class today, guys.
1960
01:35:25,250 --> 01:35:26,999
Good questions today. Thank you.
1961
01:35:32,458 --> 01:35:33,832
Dr. Aslan?
1962
01:35:33,833 --> 01:35:36,082
- Can I have a moment?
- Hello, Olive. How can I help you?
1963
01:35:36,083 --> 01:35:40,290
I've reached a really critical point
in my research, and I need funding.
1964
01:35:40,291 --> 01:35:42,249
I need a bigger, better lab.
1965
01:35:42,250 --> 01:35:43,540
I need your lab.
1966
01:35:43,541 --> 01:35:45,749
Olive, you know the deadline
for submitting grant applications
1967
01:35:45,750 --> 01:35:46,915
has already passed.
1968
01:35:46,916 --> 01:35:48,040
I do know that.
1969
01:35:48,041 --> 01:35:52,665
I had another grant secured,
but it wasn't going to be...
1970
01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:55,625
a healthy environment for me,
so I turned it down.
1971
01:35:56,916 --> 01:35:58,374
That was very brave.
1972
01:35:58,375 --> 01:36:00,624
Or very, very stupid, but either way,
1973
01:36:00,625 --> 01:36:03,541
I would really love a chance
to present my proposal to you.
1974
01:36:04,375 --> 01:36:07,791
I know the challenges that you face,
as a woman in this field.
1975
01:36:08,708 --> 01:36:12,957
But fair or not,
it is not enough to be good.
1976
01:36:12,958 --> 01:36:14,790
We have to be flawless.
1977
01:36:14,791 --> 01:36:15,874
Undeniable.
1978
01:36:15,875 --> 01:36:17,457
Twenty minutes. That's all I need.
1979
01:36:17,458 --> 01:36:19,165
I have 15 minutes before my next class.
1980
01:36:19,166 --> 01:36:20,166
I'll talk fast.
1981
01:36:21,250 --> 01:36:22,332
Okay.
1982
01:36:22,333 --> 01:36:23,749
♪ Now I'm gone ♪
1983
01:36:23,750 --> 01:36:25,915
- ♪ Freedom ♪
- ♪ Quick as a gunshot ♪
1984
01:36:25,916 --> 01:36:26,999
♪ Freedom ♪
1985
01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:28,415
♪ Now I'm gone ♪
1986
01:36:28,416 --> 01:36:30,749
- ♪ Freedom ♪
- ♪ But it's nothing I needed ♪
1987
01:36:32,750 --> 01:36:36,790
♪ You can fool some people
some of the time ♪
1988
01:36:36,791 --> 01:36:41,249
♪ And I was one of those fools...
1989
01:36:41,250 --> 01:36:42,915
Okay, I know you're tired.
1990
01:36:42,916 --> 01:36:44,165
{\an8}I'm tired, too.
1991
01:36:44,166 --> 01:36:45,707
{\an8}You can do this.
1992
01:36:45,708 --> 01:36:47,624
- Oh, my God. Hi.
- Hi.
1993
01:36:47,625 --> 01:36:49,124
How are you doing?
1994
01:36:49,125 --> 01:36:50,832
- We're gonna go to bed.
- Going to...
1995
01:36:50,833 --> 01:36:52,832
- Stay strong. Keep it up.
- Thanks, guys.
1996
01:36:52,833 --> 01:36:54,874
Okay, last modification.
1997
01:36:54,875 --> 01:36:56,457
If we want a bigger, better lab,
1998
01:36:56,458 --> 01:36:59,333
all you have to do is
not hang from the wire.
1999
01:37:00,500 --> 01:37:02,791
♪ You can't make me disappear ♪
2000
01:37:05,041 --> 01:37:06,708
Tiny high five.
2001
01:37:10,291 --> 01:37:11,541
We did it.
2002
01:37:12,583 --> 01:37:14,166
Good job.
2003
01:37:18,375 --> 01:37:19,624
What's going on?
2004
01:37:21,208 --> 01:37:23,290
Um...
2005
01:37:23,291 --> 01:37:24,583
I was wrong.
2006
01:37:26,166 --> 01:37:28,457
It was my fault.
2007
01:37:28,458 --> 01:37:30,624
Adam was totally right
to kick me off the team.
2008
01:37:30,625 --> 01:37:33,000
I'd been messing up for a long time.
2009
01:37:37,791 --> 01:37:39,250
Um...
2010
01:37:40,833 --> 01:37:43,916
You know, I took a spot in this program
because my parents wanted me to.
2011
01:37:45,333 --> 01:37:47,624
It was, like, this life
that they had envisioned for me
2012
01:37:47,625 --> 01:37:50,083
that I had no passion for.
2013
01:37:51,125 --> 01:37:52,624
Not like you.
2014
01:37:52,625 --> 01:37:54,082
- Or Anh.
- Okay.
2015
01:37:54,083 --> 01:37:56,415
So what's the life that you want?
2016
01:37:56,416 --> 01:37:59,915
Honestly, I don't even know.
2017
01:37:59,916 --> 01:38:01,207
Isn't that terrifying?
2018
01:38:01,208 --> 01:38:03,207
No. It's exciting.
2019
01:38:03,208 --> 01:38:05,999
'Cause now you get to figure it out
for yourself.
2020
01:38:07,750 --> 01:38:09,500
You got this.
2021
01:38:13,083 --> 01:38:15,290
Uh...
2022
01:38:15,291 --> 01:38:18,957
Ol, I just wanted to say
that I'm really sorry--
2023
01:38:18,958 --> 01:38:21,124
Shh.
2024
01:38:21,125 --> 01:38:22,666
No more apologies.
2025
01:38:24,791 --> 01:38:26,375
I forgive you.
2026
01:38:27,958 --> 01:38:29,000
I love you.
2027
01:38:29,666 --> 01:38:31,124
I love you, too.
2028
01:38:44,041 --> 01:38:45,875
Oh, it's you.
2029
01:38:48,791 --> 01:38:50,250
Uh...
2030
01:38:52,125 --> 01:38:53,957
How's everything?
2031
01:38:53,958 --> 01:38:57,040
- Good.
- Yeah? How's, um...
2032
01:38:57,041 --> 01:38:58,249
uh, Jeremy?
2033
01:38:58,250 --> 01:38:59,332
- Good.
- Yeah?
2034
01:38:59,333 --> 01:39:00,832
- Yeah.
- And, uh...
2035
01:39:00,833 --> 01:39:02,208
and Malcolm?
2036
01:39:03,250 --> 01:39:04,416
Just ask me already.
2037
01:39:07,291 --> 01:39:08,624
How's Olive?
2038
01:39:08,625 --> 01:39:09,707
Great.
2039
01:39:09,708 --> 01:39:13,415
Yeah, Dr. Aslan helped her secure
a huge grant, massive,
2040
01:39:13,416 --> 01:39:16,332
and she's allowing Olive
to use her lab, so yeah, she's killing it.
2041
01:39:16,333 --> 01:39:18,666
Wait. Aslan? Wh-What about Harvard?
2042
01:39:20,208 --> 01:39:22,125
- Did you know?
- Know what?
2043
01:39:24,250 --> 01:39:27,624
Look, she didn't want me
to tell you this, but...
2044
01:39:27,625 --> 01:39:29,207
Benton is a piece of shit.
2045
01:39:29,208 --> 01:39:31,540
He sexually harassed her
at the conference, then--
2046
01:39:31,541 --> 01:39:33,124
Wait, wait. What?
2047
01:39:33,125 --> 01:39:34,332
Yeah.
2048
01:39:34,333 --> 01:39:37,874
He told her that she'd have to fuck him
in order to work in his lab.
2049
01:39:37,875 --> 01:39:39,290
You have great friends, dude.
2050
01:39:39,291 --> 01:39:41,665
Wait. I-I-Is she okay? Is she--
2051
01:39:41,666 --> 01:39:43,207
Yeah, she's fine.
2052
01:39:43,208 --> 01:39:45,874
Because she's brave and she's strong.
2053
01:39:45,875 --> 01:39:49,749
And she was really upset when you
completely stopped talking to her.
2054
01:39:49,750 --> 01:39:51,832
- I wanted to do what was best for her.
- Stop.
2055
01:39:51,833 --> 01:39:55,083
You were not doing what was best for her.
You were protecting yourself.
2056
01:39:58,208 --> 01:40:01,707
You know, for being
a big, bad, scary scientist,
2057
01:40:01,708 --> 01:40:04,375
you're kind of a little bitch
when it comes to love.
2058
01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:08,582
Okay.
2059
01:40:08,583 --> 01:40:10,333
You really hurt her.
2060
01:40:13,500 --> 01:40:15,625
She really cared about you, you know.
2061
01:40:19,000 --> 01:40:22,957
I mean, she might still care about you,
like, a little bit.
2062
01:40:22,958 --> 01:40:24,416
Like, this much.
2063
01:40:25,708 --> 01:40:28,499
I can neither confirm nor deny.
2064
01:40:28,500 --> 01:40:30,416
You're a good friend, Anh.
2065
01:40:31,750 --> 01:40:33,041
Yeah, duh.
2066
01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:50,957
Symbolic transfer entropy measure
indicates a greater driving influence
2067
01:40:50,958 --> 01:40:53,082
on tumor-adjacent, uh...
2068
01:40:53,083 --> 01:40:54,832
Well...
2069
01:40:54,833 --> 01:40:56,332
Everyone, Dr. Adam Carlsen.
2070
01:40:56,333 --> 01:40:58,333
To what do we owe this great honor?
2071
01:40:59,541 --> 01:41:01,250
Whoa, buddy, what's going on?
2072
01:41:02,125 --> 01:41:04,832
You told her she had to fuck you
to work in your lab?
2073
01:41:04,833 --> 01:41:06,207
Who?
2074
01:41:06,208 --> 01:41:07,208
Olive?
2075
01:41:08,041 --> 01:41:09,999
Dude, that... that is insane.
2076
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:11,207
Look, I--
2077
01:41:11,208 --> 01:41:13,957
I don't know what she told you
or what she thought I said,
2078
01:41:13,958 --> 01:41:16,250
but come on, man, it's me, huh?
2079
01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:18,665
Hey.
2080
01:41:18,666 --> 01:41:20,832
Dude, she's obviously
one of those crazy girls,
2081
01:41:20,833 --> 01:41:22,290
- so just--
- Shh.
2082
01:41:22,291 --> 01:41:26,457
You go near her again,
you even think about her...
2083
01:41:26,458 --> 01:41:28,083
I'm gonna kill you.
2084
01:41:35,125 --> 01:41:38,415
You go near her again,
you even think about her...
2085
01:41:38,416 --> 01:41:39,958
I'm gonna kill you.
2086
01:41:42,625 --> 01:41:44,375
You just ruined your entire career.
2087
01:41:45,875 --> 01:41:49,332
Oh, trust me, it's not my career
you want to worry about.
2088
01:41:49,333 --> 01:41:51,582
No one's gonna touch you after this.
2089
01:41:51,583 --> 01:41:53,625
Not Harvard, not Stanford, no one.
2090
01:41:54,875 --> 01:41:56,458
You're finished.
2091
01:42:01,875 --> 01:42:03,291
Put your fucking phone away.
2092
01:42:11,708 --> 01:42:13,333
What did you just do?
2093
01:42:14,583 --> 01:42:17,290
What I would have done right away
if I'd have known what he did.
2094
01:42:17,291 --> 01:42:18,415
I tried to tell you.
2095
01:42:18,416 --> 01:42:19,749
I know.
2096
01:42:19,750 --> 01:42:21,166
I know, and I'm sorry.
2097
01:42:22,875 --> 01:42:24,915
Look, I'm an idiot.
2098
01:42:24,916 --> 01:42:27,374
I've never been in this situation before.
2099
01:42:27,375 --> 01:42:29,040
Neither have I, Adam.
2100
01:42:29,041 --> 01:42:32,249
I trusted you, and then you acted
like I meant nothing to you.
2101
01:42:32,250 --> 01:42:33,625
I know.
2102
01:42:35,083 --> 01:42:37,249
I didn't know what to do.
2103
01:42:37,250 --> 01:42:40,125
But I know that I never meant to hurt you.
2104
01:42:40,958 --> 01:42:42,499
Well, it doesn't matter.
2105
01:42:42,500 --> 01:42:43,957
I guess we're both idiots.
2106
01:42:43,958 --> 01:42:47,540
- What do you mean?
- Because it was a classic type 1 error.
2107
01:42:47,541 --> 01:42:49,832
It's a scientist's worst mistake.
It's a false positive.
2108
01:42:49,833 --> 01:42:52,374
Thinking something's happening
between us when clearly it's not.
2109
01:42:52,375 --> 01:42:53,874
No, you're wrong about that.
2110
01:42:53,875 --> 01:42:55,958
It was a type 2 error.
2111
01:42:57,500 --> 01:42:58,790
A false negative?
2112
01:42:58,791 --> 01:43:02,707
Missing an effect that does exist.
2113
01:43:02,708 --> 01:43:03,916
What effect?
2114
01:43:08,875 --> 01:43:12,333
That I am actually in love with you.
2115
01:43:14,291 --> 01:43:17,249
At some point, it stopped being for show,
2116
01:43:17,250 --> 01:43:20,375
and it became real.
2117
01:43:27,875 --> 01:43:31,041
So you contaminated the experiment.
2118
01:43:33,208 --> 01:43:34,874
Correct. Yes.
2119
01:43:34,875 --> 01:43:36,332
Uh, I did.
2120
01:43:36,333 --> 01:43:38,375
Well, that's just bad protocol.
2121
01:43:39,458 --> 01:43:41,000
Yeah.
2122
01:43:45,250 --> 01:43:48,207
So it looks like we'll have to start over.
2123
01:43:53,625 --> 01:43:55,332
Right.
2124
01:43:55,333 --> 01:43:58,040
Yeah, and we'd need to, um...
2125
01:43:58,041 --> 01:43:59,957
collect new samples.
2126
01:43:59,958 --> 01:44:02,000
Contain the variables this time.
2127
01:44:03,666 --> 01:44:05,958
Then I just have
one more question for you.
2128
01:44:08,500 --> 01:44:09,916
May I kiss you?
2129
01:44:12,625 --> 01:44:14,250
With your consent.
2130
01:44:15,416 --> 01:44:16,875
You may.
2131
01:44:31,750 --> 01:44:33,499
And I love you, too.
2132
01:44:46,958 --> 01:44:50,082
{\an8}Oh, I heard it's one of the hardest
classes in the entire program.
2133
01:44:50,083 --> 01:44:52,749
{\an8}Only ten students pass every year,
no matter what.
2134
01:44:52,750 --> 01:44:54,499
- Just ten.
- Same.
2135
01:44:54,500 --> 01:44:57,374
I heard the professor kept them
in the lab so long,
2136
01:44:57,375 --> 01:45:01,332
and he wouldn't let them have food or
water until they completed their slides.
2137
01:45:01,333 --> 01:45:04,665
Oh, and one student passed out
from dehydration.
2138
01:45:04,666 --> 01:45:06,541
- And then she totally died.
- Hmm?
2139
01:45:07,583 --> 01:45:09,415
I'm just fucking with you guys.
2140
01:45:09,416 --> 01:45:10,790
No one died.
2141
01:45:10,791 --> 01:45:11,791
Yet.
2142
01:45:12,625 --> 01:45:16,082
Dr. Pham, Dr. Smite-- Smith.
2143
01:45:16,083 --> 01:45:17,165
- Smite?
- Smite!
2144
01:45:17,166 --> 01:45:18,540
- That is a good nickname.
- Oh, my God, that's really good.
2145
01:45:18,541 --> 01:45:19,749
- You get all the good nicknames.
- That's a good one.
2146
01:45:19,750 --> 01:45:21,249
You've got some good ones.
2147
01:45:21,250 --> 01:45:22,540
- Got to go.
- We don't want to be late. Sorry.
2148
01:45:22,541 --> 01:45:23,708
Bye.
2149
01:45:24,791 --> 01:45:25,957
Hey.
2150
01:45:25,958 --> 01:45:27,540
Your mom would be really proud of you.
2151
01:45:30,625 --> 01:45:34,082
Did one of your students really pass out
from dehydration?
2152
01:45:34,083 --> 01:45:37,665
Yes, but it's because she was at
a frat party the night before.
2153
01:45:37,666 --> 01:45:40,457
I do like the ominous tone
it sets for me, though.
2154
01:45:40,458 --> 01:45:41,916
Mm.
2155
01:45:44,208 --> 01:45:46,915
Go mold terrified young minds,
2156
01:45:46,916 --> 01:45:48,624
Dr. Smite.
2157
01:45:48,625 --> 01:45:50,624
I'll see you later.
2158
01:45:50,625 --> 01:45:56,332
Bonds form only when being
together is more stable than being alone.
2159
01:45:56,333 --> 01:45:58,582
And I'm the living proof of that.
2160
01:45:58,583 --> 01:46:00,957
I've found my connections.
2161
01:46:00,958 --> 01:46:02,250
My family.
2162
01:46:03,125 --> 01:46:05,125
The chemistry of belonging.